My conversion

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I am beginning to grow my beard. I have ceased eating pork. Yesterday I purchased a burqa for my wife. She did not want to wear it so I whipped her raw.

I believe there is only one God and that God is Allah and Mohammed was his messenger. Nonbelievers must die. Believers and nonbelievers cannot co-exist.

I am committed to the destruction of Amerika and all of decadent Western "civilization". I am committed to the death of all Kafirs. I am committed to the struggle for universal Islamic peace. There can be no peace until Islam triumphs.

As far as I can tell, the people here are wusses. You stand for nothing. Al-D is an exception. He stands for something but it is the wrong something. Al, we will keep you around as a gelded slave. Everyone else must die.

Those of you who think your so-called progressive politics will buy you favor are wrong. Indeed, we hate you more than the Conservative types like I formerly was. At least they stand for something. Maybe we will keep a few of them around like Al-D. But they will be purged of demons.

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Tomorrow you die.

Salaam,

Lars Mohammed Farouk

-- (lars mohammed farouk @ Osama el Biden's.funky bunker), October 29, 2001

Answers

Conspiracy dorqs must also die. You insult us by implying that we are manipulated by Bush and the Zionist cabal. We are no one's tool. There is no NWO but Islam.

-- (lars mohammed farouk @ Mecca.mocking), October 29, 2001.

LMF,

Have me tell you about our little group sometime. BTW, love the way you play that funky music Islam boy.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), October 29, 2001.


A Salaam Alykyum. Farak na humesku!!!!

-- (Allah@homeby.com), October 29, 2001.

The CIA has been contacted. They are on the way to arrest you and begin your interrogation process. Please be cooperative and inform them of all your associates. Soon, we will rid our country of you vermin parasites. Thanks for your confession.

-- J the inbred redneck runtboy (armed@and.paranoid), October 29, 2001.

Congratulations Lars! You are now eligible for the Flipped Nuts Club. Go through the next door to your left, where Ladylogic will be waiting to initiate you.

-- lars flipped his nut (too much anger @ destroyed. his mind), October 29, 2001.


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