I noticed that our Postmaster seems to be wearing a Yamaka. Is today a Jewish Holiday or can they wear those any time they want?

-- hmmm (never@knew.that), October 22, 2001

Answers

Ah so, a yamaka! Our Postmaster is Japanese, if you please.

-- (Shigeo@bonsai.banzai), October 22, 2001.

Sheeesh! The nerve of that guy!

He should at least take it off in the presence of our born-again Christian leader, who was chosen by God to save us! Show some respect for the office of the Idiot-In-Chief!

-- (put the Pillsbury Dough Boy @ into. the oven), October 22, 2001.

I said a Yamaka, not a Yamaha!

One you ride on, the other rides on your head.

-- (Confuscious@getting.confused), October 22, 2001.

Confusionious,

The Yiddish word you are looking for is yarmulke. Look it up.

-- (Noam Chomsky@MIT.edu), October 23, 2001.

Sure, but how do you pronounce it?

-- (i@knew.that), October 23, 2001.

Oy veh, you think I am Jewish?

-- (Noam Chomsky@MIT.edu), October 23, 2001.

yama ka-san

-- (Shigeo@banzai.bonsai), October 23, 2001.

It looks to me like you are mistaking the plaque on the wall which no doubt explains the history of the picture above, for a hat. What do the rest of you photointerpreters think?

-- (One@who.knows), October 25, 2001.

No one would be stupid enough to put a plaque directly underneath an original fine work of art, especially off center. No one except, maybe Dumbya.

-- (is he @ that. dumb?), October 25, 2001.

It's gotta be a plaque. The off center illusion is due to the camera angle. If it was a Yarmulke it would be too far back to stay on, unless of course he used hair pins.

-- Photo Interpreter (photos@can.lie), October 26, 2001.

"The off center illusion is due to the camera angle."

LOL! I can buy the idea that Dumbya was stupid enough not to center it, but sorry, I just can't buy the illusion thing. Hee hee hee!

-- bwaaa (dat@good.un), October 26, 2001.

maybe it's a switch on the wall for a light or maybe the fireplace

-- (who@cares. anyway), October 26, 2001.

I think a low-flying duck dropped a turd on his head while passing through, then Dumbya farted and blamed it on the duck. That's why Dumbya looks guilty and turdhead is looking at him with that distasteful frown. When asked by the reporter why he had ducks in the Whitehouse, Dumbya said he likes to hunt but is too scared to go outside because Bin Laden might be hiding in the bushes.

-- (turds@in.whitehouse), October 26, 2001.