When you see a female, rip off her panties and force her legs apart. See that slit between her legs? Get your dick hard and thrust it into the hole, then keep doing that as hard as possible until you ejaculate semen inside her. Now,doesn't that feel better than a dry bumhole?

-- Doctor of Sex (straight@notgay.com), October 20, 2001

Answers

Ahah! Here is the key which has revealed the true nature of your neurosis....

"See that slit between her legs? Get your dick hard"

A real man does not need to "get" his dick hard, it becomes ready for action just by thinking about the slit.

This natural reaction which takes place in normal healthy heterosexuals does not happen with you because you are a natural born homosexual. You have no problem when thinking about a dry bumhole, but you must masturbate yourself before approaching a female slit.

You are in denial about the true nature of your own sexuality, probably because you feel a lot of peer pressure to conform to the macho man image. All of your anti-homosexual talk is just a charade, part of your own self-denial mechanism. By talking like this, you are trying to pretend to yourself that you are not a natural homosexual, but you are not convincing anyone else. It is best if you just accept yourself for what you truly are and do not worry about what others think. Good luck with that.

-- cyber freud (be proud to be gay! @ you were. born that way!), October 20, 2001.

Now I remember why I'm armed at all times...

-- helen (yucky@nasty.bleh), October 20, 2001.

helen,

Exactly. You might run into cyberfraud. : )

-- J (Y2J@home.comm), October 20, 2001.

Why do I suppose that Doctor of Sex and Cyberfreud are the same person? Keep your sexual preference to yourself and get on with life.

-- bored (what@a.geek), October 21, 2001.

The reason I had to tell them to 'get their dicks hard' is because the advice is directed at homosexuals! I, like other normal men, can get it hard enough to stick it in the hole just from smelling a nearby vagina.

-- Doctor of Sex (straight@notgay.com), October 22, 2001.