Taliban TV Guide

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MONDAYS:

8:00 - "Husseinfeld

8:30 - "Mad About Everything"

9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"

9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"

10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"

8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama SaysIt's Right"

9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"

9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"

9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"

9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"

10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:

8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"

8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"

9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"

10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Judge Laden"

8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"

9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"

9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"

10:00 - "No-witness News"

-- (lars@indy.net), October 18, 2001

Answers

Maybe America's strongest weapon--our ability to laugh.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), October 18, 2001.

LMAO!

-- (cin@cin.cin), October 18, 2001.

How about...

"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Psychopath"

-- Hosted by (Osama@Regis.Philbinladen), October 19, 2001.


How about...

Wednesday night @ 8pm: "Hey Dubya, where's my check?"

-- KoFE (your@town.USSA), October 19, 2001.


Actually I cancelled my contract for an Afghan-based satellite dish. I just got tired of the news stations repeating films of the Taliban doing the "wave" every time an American bomb whizzed by.

(sigh) I guess I'll just stick with my Afghan Enquirer for now (e.g., "Elvis is in my Bunker," etc.)...

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), October 19, 2001.



robots are the answer

-- Charles F'in Cone (cone@peoplepc.com), October 20, 2001.

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