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MONDAYS:8:00 - "Husseinfeld
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama SaysIt's Right"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
8:30 - "When Northern Alliance Attack"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"
9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Funniest Super 8 Home Movies"
9:00 - "Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"
-- (lars@indy.net), October 18, 2001
Maybe America's strongest weapon--our ability to laugh.
-- Lars (lars@indy.net), October 18, 2001.
LMAO!
-- (cin@cin.cin), October 18, 2001.
How about..."Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Psychopath"
-- Hosted by (Osama@Regis.Philbinladen), October 19, 2001.
How about...Wednesday night @ 8pm: "Hey Dubya, where's my check?"
-- KoFE (your@town.USSA), October 19, 2001.
Actually I cancelled my contract for an Afghan-based satellite dish. I just got tired of the news stations repeating films of the Taliban doing the "wave" every time an American bomb whizzed by.(sigh) I guess I'll just stick with my Afghan Enquirer for now (e.g., "Elvis is in my Bunker," etc.)...
-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), October 19, 2001.
robots are the answer
-- Charles F'in Cone (cone@peoplepc.com), October 20, 2001.