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What Does A Turkey Say? Gobble, gobble, gobble? NOT ALWAYS!
A jewellery-loving turkey says "Bauble, bauble, bauble"
A dyslexic turkey says "Boggle, boggle, boggle"
A turkey in a shoe repair shop says "Cobble, cobble, cobble"
A turkey who is an old-time movie fan says "Gable, Gable, Gable"
A turkey with a sore throat says "Gargle, gargle, gargle"
A turkey with a sore leg says "Hobble, hobble, hobble"
A Cockney turkey with a sore leg says "Obble, obble, obble"
A football turkey says "Huddle, huddle, huddle"
A dieting turkey says "Nibble, nibble, nibble"
A turkey who argues a lot says "Squabble, squabble, squabble"
And a dizzy turkey just goes "Wobble, wobble, wobble"
There ya go! That is pretty silly. Any to add? LOL!
-- Ardie/WI (email@example.com), October 15, 2001
Oy vey! How did I manage that?? Help, Ken!
-- Ardie in duplicate (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 15, 2001.
I always thought turkeys said "Eat more chicken." :)
-- Ben (email@example.com), October 15, 2001.
I recognize these symptoms!
Ardie, you've GOT to let someone else look after the toddler for a while and get out into the adult world again. This way lies madness.
-- Live Oak (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 15, 2001.
My favorite was the Cockney turkey with a sore leg..snicker snicker..Good one! As for saying eat more chicken...I have a tole painted calendar holder with a cow holding a sign that says "Eat Pork!!"
-- Alison in N.S. (email@example.com), October 15, 2001.
I always thought a turkey said, "You are what you eat!!!"
-- Robin in Kansas (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 16, 2001.