Now thatsa one BIG dud!

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man in background shows scale

-- (bigbomb@no.boom), October 15, 2001

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Looks like our military is cleaning out the basement and using up all the old duds for target practice.

-- clearance sale (drop everything @ we. got), October 15, 2001.

and to think that I thought it was Hillary Clinton's used tampon!

-- yippee (feel_the _love@unks.place.com), October 15, 2001.

There have also been reports of $3,000 toilets, $700 hammers, $200 indestructable Whitehouse ashtrays, and a variety of other government-issue supplies being dropped out of our planes onto Afghanistan.

It seems that Dubya instructed his staff to double-order everything on the government contracts to help his corporate buddies get rich off the taxpayer dole. They figure about one more week of bombing and they should be able to dispose of the evidence.

Even though they have pulverized every square inch of land into dust 5 times over, Dubya instructed our pilots to use up all of our weapons stockpiles with target practice. He's going to inform the people that because of the 911 attack, we will need to order a whole new supply of weapons from his friends in the defense industry. No biggie, he's already got that all figured out. It should only cost about 2.5 trillion over the next 3 years, and there is enough in the Social Security "lockbox" to cover it.

-- (Senor Dubya says @ no. problemo), October 15, 2001.


No it is uncledoos vibrator

-- (he@masterbates.withit), October 15, 2001.

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