everybody only really wants to talk about themselves

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but they should at least talk about the interesting parts of themselves. Like additional noses, or lack of ears.

-- rainy and maryann (isitedium@hotmail.com), October 15, 2001


I knew someone once with eleven fingers. An extra thumb.

-- the fly (myflytrap@onebox.com), October 15, 2001.

so what

-- chasimino (miss_c@cybergal.com), October 17, 2001.

i know three people who are siblings and have 12 fingers each. They are from Southland, where this phenonomen is common.

-- h (hiatus@ihug.co.nz), October 18, 2001.

I have this weird deformity, this bone that sticks out on my chest. it's not any big deal thing tho' I guess.

-- duane (doorag@another.com), October 18, 2001.

h - you do not!

-- maryann (tedium2000@h.c), October 18, 2001.

yes i do. They don't have bones in their extra fingers and parts of them have been surgically removed so you might claim they're not real fingers. i have a photocopy of one of them i could show you if you want. Duane has met one of the sisters - apparently he kissed her while she was peeing, which is apparently what people from Southland expect.

-- h (hiatus@ihug.co.nz), October 18, 2001.

i am neither interesting in appearance nor nature

-- di (ladydie@another.com), October 19, 2001.

h - he did not!

-- maryann (tedium2000@hotmail.com), October 19, 2001.

its quite possible he didn't kiss her while peeing (i wasn't in the cubicle so i can't verify it) but he has met her.

-- h (hiatus@ihug.co.nz), October 19, 2001.

did she use her fingers on him?

-- maryann (tedium2000@hotmail.com), October 19, 2001.

i don't have any information on that. i'll call her and ask her when i get home.

-- h (hiatus@ihug.co.nz), October 19, 2001.

I think that did happen, yeah. I didnt even notice her fingers actually.

-- duane (doorag@another.com), October 19, 2001.

It was a long time ago

-- duane (doorag@another.com), October 19, 2001.

& i was drunk i guess

-- duane (doorag@another.com), October 19, 2001.

things were a lot different in those days

-- (doorag@another.com), October 19, 2001.

Are you sure she wasn't pooping instead? Did you notice a stench? Twelve fingers - I bet it was tough trying to wipe your ass with that many fingers. Imagine the overlapping swipe. "Ooops, dammit! Got it on my cheeks again."

-- the fly (myflytrap@onebox.com), October 20, 2001.

this has gone too far, sshhhhh dammit.

-- rainy (isitagirl@hotmail.com), October 20, 2001.

i hope no-one thought i was picking on duane for this - theres nothing wrong with kissing people while they are peeing. It was the only way i could think of signifying who i was talking about.

-- h (hiatus@ihug.co.nz), October 20, 2001.

I thought you were picking on Duane

But I think that picking on people is nice

But I think that signifying is mean

But I think it makes you nice again when someone says I think that signifying is mean

But if there are four seperate paragraphs in the reply to any one message, it makes you mean

But if there are five, it makes you nice

-- maryann (tedium2000@hotmail.com), October 20, 2001.

maryann, you are cultivating a nice level of insanity...

-- sarcophyton (doodle@doodle.doo), October 31, 2001.

I don't like talking about myself. I do however like to talk about Nathalie. hahahahahaahahahah

-- helen fordsdale (helenfordsdale@hotmail.com), November 23, 2001.

you people are all really fucked up

-- joe cipriani (yomamma@hotmail.com), October 17, 2002.

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