The FBI reported that this was an isolated incident not linked to the events of September 11th.

-- Cannot Tell (gone@away.now), October 13, 2001

Answers

Was there any white powder found on the scene?

-- (hey@fbi.gov), October 13, 2001.

Here is the Story from CNN

NYC - (CNN) A Man who works at NBC is being treated for a blow job, health officials in New York and Reno, Nevada, are awaiting Saturday test results in two other cases of suspicious suckings that may have led to Blowjobs

In Reno, the second test of an womans mouth was negative after an initial test came back positive for a blowjob, officials said Friday night.

"It's now probably not a Blowjob. We will not know for certain until tomorrow morning," said Joe Blower, District Health Officer.

He also said false suckings are possible, but that Saturday's results "will give us our final sloppy answer."

Police and the FBI reported that this was an isolated incident not linked to the events of September 11th.

-- (matt@drudge.com), October 13, 2001.

A white sticky substance was found by her nose, above her eyes, and in her hair.

-- Cannot Tell (gone@away.now), October 14, 2001.

Bill Clinton can testify to this!

-- (monika@sucks.com), October 14, 2001.

What a coincidence. Your wife gave me a blowjob tonite too.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), October 14, 2001.

Eeeeeeew, sounds like her mouth has been pretty busy. Does she take it up the bungee-hole?

-- Mr. Bum Pumper (send@her.over), October 14, 2001.

YUP.America is lily white=no need for correction!!

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), October 14, 2001.

For most guys, the days of blowjobs are over afer you get married.

-- Now (tell@the.truth), October 14, 2001.

Did you know that the FDA has just approved a new food product that has been proven to reduce a woman’s sex drive by 94%. It’s called…..

Wedding Cake

-- Jackie (the@joke.man), October 14, 2001.