Oh. Wait. I think that it's from my wife's armpit after she took a shower.

Damn that Johnson And Johnson.

(And by the way, that "powder" in Florida in the mail room was laundry detergent, per my Client who works for American Media)

-- FutureShock (gray@matter.think), October 10, 2001

Answers

What's that white powder on LL's butt?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), October 10, 2001.

Its the terrorists... they are trying to ship cocaine into our country to get us all high LOL!

-- (i@wonder.com), October 10, 2001.

THE THREE BUTTONS:

Osama bin Laden and President George W. Bush meet up in Afghanistan for the first round of talks. When W sits down, he notices 3 buttons on the side of Bin Laden's chair. They begin

talking. After about 5 minutes, bin Laden presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches W

in the face. Confused, W carries on talking as bin Laden laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a

big boot comes out and kicks W in the shin. Again bin Laden

laughs, and again W carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 countries. But when

the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and

kicks W in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that

he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" He tells the terrorist. "We'll finish

these talks in 2 weeks!"

Two weeks pass and bin Laden flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, bin Laden notices 3 buttons

on W's chair and prepares himself for the American's revenge. They begin talking and bin Laden is uncooperative, W presses

the first button. Bin Laden ducks, but nothing happens.

W snickers.

A few seconds later, as bin Laden continues his belligerence, W presses a second button. Bin Laden jumps up, but again

nothing happens. W roars with laughter. As things progress, the third button is pressed. Bin Laden jumps up again, and

again nothing happens. W falls on the floor in hysterics. "Forget this," says the bearded idiot, "I'm going back to

Afghanistan!"

W then says through tears of laughter, "WHAT Afghanistan?"

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), October 10, 2001.

FutureShock, the white powder substance is from Ladyillogics "white powdered butt!" Unknown substance solved, end of story.

-- (sniff@WPB.sniff), October 11, 2001.

Really FS, don't you think you're being a bit hysterical? You shouldn't let this Bin Laden guy get to you, we're all going to die anyway.

-- (get@hold.of.yourself!), October 11, 2001.

dear future shock,

i saw white powder clouds when i went out

now the roof of my mouth hurts

do you know, could this be the anthrax?

-- (paranoid@pauly.), October 11, 2001.

That reminds me of the time....um nevermind

-- (cin@cin.cin), October 11, 2001.

Me too FS, but then I just made naan to go with the chicken curry! Time to buy stock!! The question is J & J or Diageo? Hmmmm...what do you like?

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), October 11, 2001.