Already stories are coming back about the influence of the legions of homosexuals Clinton allowed in the army. I have heard that recruits are subjected to humiliating physical examinations in which groups of homosexuals give them anal probes and demand sperm samples in order to watch them masterbate. Homosexual officers regularly leer and grope at new recruits, especially in their genital and posterior regions, and make no secret of the fact that promotion is theirs if they submit to rectal penetration. Many have already been discharged with severe anal trauma, and the presence of semen in stool samples would support this. Also, young males are compelled to share bunks with older homosexuals, who have the power to court-martial them if they do not engage in oral and anal sodomy.

-- Protect our boys (straight@normalvalues.com), October 10, 2001

Answers

Was this an excerpt from Clinton's "presidential" speech?

-- go away (get@lost.now), October 10, 2001.

Geez -- and here I thought this sort of stuff only happened to female recruits.

-- E.H.Porter (just.wondering@about.it), October 10, 2001.

The Pest Control was called to combat the infestation.

-- (Sgt Bilko @ dorkin.the Orkin man), October 10, 2001.

I hear Anita was recruited to check all the women. Black ones that is.

-- Protect our black females (straight@no.values), October 10, 2001.

You seem to have an obssessive preoccupation of concern about what happens to the anuses of other men. Care to explain?

-- (are you @ gay. and jealous?), October 10, 2001.

His was probably traumatized at an early age.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), October 10, 2001.