Just heard, the latest anthrax case at the tabloid newspaper company was spread by mail. Someone sent a love letter to Jennifer Lopez with some powder and a star of David in it. The letter was so amusing that it was passed around the office. The first guy who died inhaled some of the powder. Another guy got some on his fingers and got some in his nose when he was picking it, he is in the hospital now. Others who work in the office are being tested.

Open your mail VEEEERY SLOOOOOOWLY, and watchout for powder! Don't pick your nose either!

-- Matt Sludge (The Slude Report @ we get. the dirt first), October 09, 2001

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Just heard they discovered a third victim. Stay tuned.

-- Sludge (we got @ the. shit), October 09, 2001.

About two years ago, Robin Cook wrote a book called ‘Vector’. Read the first two pages.

-- So (cr@t.es), October 09, 2001.

Thank God the government is there to protect us. What would we do without them. [/sarcasm] "we're from the government, and we're here to help"

-- Just Passin Through (Nobody@nowhere.com), October 09, 2001.

So why don't you quit that .gov job and do something more important than waste our money?

-- (LadyLogic@......), October 09, 2001.

heh, you just gave yourself away.

-- (LadyLogic@......), October 09, 2001.