My Tits Ache

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Anyone else having this problem. They are killing me

-- (LadyLogic2000@yahoo.com), October 08, 2001

Answers

Sounds like breast cancer to me, better go have them checked.

-- (Dr. Boob@boobie.tit), October 08, 2001.

Would you check them for me?

-- (LadyLogic2000@yahoo.com), October 08, 2001.

I think you are pre-menstrual, it is a pretty common symptom.

-- Doctor Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), October 08, 2001.

Stick tits in a wringer, one at a time. Adjust ringer for a medium squeeze. Roll slowly back and forth ten times.

Send us the pics.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), October 08, 2001.


Some mouth to tit action will likely relieve the pain. Where do you live?

-- Medic (-@aool.com), October 08, 2001.


It's a new terrorist virus intended to reduce the temptations that have turned America into a land of infidel sinners. Research indicates that a large percentage of sinful antisocial behavior occurs because of our infatuation with boobs, especially large ones.

This virus will cause the breasts of American woman to degenerate, making them flat-chested. There will be a lot less sinful behavior going on in our country once the voluptuos hooters are eliminated for good.

-- Dolly Parton (my tits hurt too @ and. they're shrinking), October 08, 2001.


Or the early signs of pregnancy. Your breasts will become sensitive long before your period is due and tests can confirm pregnancy. A fertalized egg can implamnt intself in the uterous and start sending out chemicals to change it's enviroment within three days of fertalization.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), October 08, 2001.

It's gonna be hard to know who the father is. Last week she let the FedEx man deliver his package of salami, serviced Uncle Deedah with a blowjob, and participated in a gangbang with Bubba Clinton and Kenny Starr.

-- (what@slut.), October 08, 2001.

Sillies. Laura is a middle-aged matron. Probably menopausal symptoms.

-- (she is@too.old), October 09, 2001.

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