How to punish Osama

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I received this in an email so it is going around, but I haven't seen it here yet although someone suggested he might do this to us en mass. Here is the suggestion:

Killing Osama bin Laden will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will only inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.

Therefore, we should do neither.

Let the Special Forces, Seals, Green Berets, etc., covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

-- dandelion (golden@pleurisy.plant), October 07, 2001

Answers

I think we should capture him and force him listen to Limp Bizkit all night every night, and watch Pauly Shore movies all day every day. Call me cruel, but it is what he deserves.

-- A punishment no one could withstand (he@deserves.it), October 07, 2001.

what's that I didn't hear you

come on a little louder

everbody N2gether now

what

what

rock rock the house

limp bizkit

-- (bizkit@ ain't too. bad), October 07, 2001.


they suck.

-- eminem (is@no.better), October 07, 2001.

Of course, everybody in the civilized world knows that Depeche Mode rules!!

-- Gary (gcphelps@yahoo.com), October 07, 2001.

We need to go over there immediately and kidnap all the Muslim women that we can find and bring em over here and send them to college. And then we bring Binny Loden here and tie him up in a pen of hungry hogs upside down and let em have at him. Video tape all this fun and send a copy back to his followers to show them what happens when you do evil things while wearin a diaper on your head.

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), October 10, 2001.


"...have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban."

Be careful with your suggestions, dandelion. This could have been his long-range objective...

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), October 10, 2001.


Be careful with your suggestions, dandelion. This could have been his long-range objective...

"We're through the looking glass here, people..."

- Millhouse VanHouten (Simpsons) playing Kevin Costner (JFK) playing Jim Garrison

-- Bemused (and_amazed@you.people), October 10, 2001.


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