Here is a joke for a good chucklegreenspun.com : LUSENET : Countryside : One Thread
A Canadian, Osama bin Laden and President Bush were walking along the beach, when they came upon a genie in a bottle. They let him out and the genie said, "I will give you three wishes, one a piece." The Canadian gentleman requested for the land all over Canada to be the most fertile and richest land in the world. POOF! "You now have fertile land." said the genie. Then Osama asked for a giant wall to be erected around his country to protect his people. POOF! "You now have your wall." said the genie. The genie asked President Bush what his wish would be. The president said, "First tell me about this wall." The genie told him that it was 15,000 feet high and 500 feet thick and was darn near impenatrable. Bush said, "Fill it with water."
-- Kim in Indiana (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 02, 2001
heheheheh kim you shouldn't have. really. :o)
-- K & S (email@example.com), October 03, 2001.
He should have filled it with 'shine.
-- Joe (CactusJoe001@AOL.com), October 03, 2001.
I think we should fill it with Vodka and pigs..............
-- Harmony Bullington (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 04, 2001.
Wonder what Osama's next wish would have been. I wish you'd given him only one wish. Eagle
-- eagle (email@example.com), October 04, 2001.
I see our good ol' American humor has not failed us! Good one!
-- Ardie/WI (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 04, 2001.