Best replacement line for: Did you pack your own bags?

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1. Are you absolutely, positively SURE you packed your own bags?

2. Are you one of them there terrists?

3. Is that a boxcutter in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

4. Are you a Bush supporter or did you vote for one of the other pinkos?

5. Have you recently had ideations of sex with multiple virgins?

-- Take a shot (F@A.A), October 01, 2001

Answers

1. Pork tenderloin, beer or hashish?

2. Where'd you get that tan?

3. Have you ever worn a towel on your head.

4. Have you ever had a close personal relationship with a camel?

5. Did you just say Allah Ahkbar?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), October 02, 2001.


1. Is that curry that I smell or is it a mideastern cologne?

-- (hahaha@hahaha.haha), October 02, 2001.

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