Jagger has his hands full

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-- his new poke (va-va-va-voom! @ big. bowl of jelly!), September 29, 2001

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She needs to lose a few pounds don'tcha think?

-- (skinnyminney@diet.carrot), September 29, 2001.

She probably gives real good head to make up for her oversized ass. Besides, you could blow it between those tits!

-- (veeeery.nice@big.titties), September 29, 2001.

Maybe her head is too small.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), September 29, 2001.

Hey, leave her alone. She's built for comfort, not speed.

-- Fillies (R@Us.com), September 29, 2001.

Too bad none of you "men" can handle a gal built like a real woman.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 29, 2001.


If she's fat, I must be obese.

-- (cin@cin.cin), September 29, 2001.

Besides being shaved pitbull butt ugly, Mick Jagger is a 60+ year old man with the geriatric body of a toothpick. He should have a more attractive woman than this young lady because...?

-- Shwine (you men are@such.pigs), September 29, 2001.

No one said Mick deserves better than this woman, you must have an inferiority complex because you too are very fat.

The fact of the matter is that Mick can have ANY woman he wants because he's a sexy stud and he's got mucho dinero. He just happens to be getting into the fat thing right now, not that there's anything wrong with that.

-- (mick likes @ jelly. rolls), September 30, 2001.


Or maybe it's because he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for wealth and power on this earth. And yes, chicks, lots of 'em.

-- (goats@head.soup), September 30, 2001.

And btw NO Jagger cannot have ANY woman he chooses.

-- (not @this.one), September 30, 2001.


Bullshit. If Jagger came on to you, you'd spread your flabby legs faster than you can say "Give me access to your Swiss bank accounts, Mick my darling", because that's exactly what you'd be thinking.

-- (even ugly @ has. a price), September 30, 2001.

I'm with you Unc. What the hell's wrong with you idiots? This lady's built for comfort. If you detractors would learn to love and appreciate women you'd have happier lives. Bless em all, the long, the short, and the tall!

-- (One@who.knows), September 30, 2001.

I didn't see anyone say she was fat, except cin.

-- (who's@complaining.morons?), September 30, 2001.

Goddamn shes got a big ass, why would you wanna fuck a fat bitch except doggy style its funny watching ther titties jiggle when you're sticking it in them

-- Hot Babe Penetrater (ifuck@bitches.com), September 30, 2001.

Spoken like a guy who gets none at all.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 30, 2001.


Or ever will.

-- Too (short@to.reach), September 30, 2001.

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