In this exclusive hidden-camera photo from an anonymous SLUDGE source, Dubya was caught negotiating with the towel heads...

Dubya: "Heh-heh, hey look guys, we don't want to start
anything over there, I mean you guys got all the oil, heh-heh!
I got the CEO's of the entire oil industry chewing my ass off!"

"So how much do you need guys? What's it gonna take to get you
to put a leash on that Bin feller and his attack dogs before they
turn our country into rubble? Heh-heh, go easy on me now, I just
gave all the rich people a huge tax cut and paid off all my buds
in the airline industry... I mean uuuuuuh, how much do you need,
not how much you WANT, heh-heh!, but how much you really NEEEED?"

"Well, we still got the soshal scurity o'course, guess I can tell
'em we had to revamp our entire defense and intellgunce, heh-heh!"

-- we get (the @ dirt. first), September 27, 2001

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and remember....I get my 10% kick-back and Daddy gets his. So hide them thar Korans and let's celebrate with a beer. I can burp the whole alphabet - in English of course! How do youse guys pronounce all them squiggly lines, anyway? Yuk, yuk, yuk.

-- Second (Hand@dirt.com), September 27, 2001.

and meanwhile, under the table, Senator Hillary Clinton gives her husband a few lessons on how to give good *head*!! Bill ask if it is better to swallow than to spit....

-- tree hugging, maggot infested- (liberals@suck.assholes.com), September 27, 2001.

Hee hee hee! Good one, second hand!

He must have learned that burping routine when he was in a fraternity.

Towel Heads: "Yes Mr. Dubbayew, in addition to the kickbacks, you and your Daddy can stop by our harems and sleep with our wives anytime you wish."

-- MMY (yabba@dabba.doo), September 27, 2001.

To hell with the wives....I want your GOATS! Ain't nuthin' like a hairy beast to make a Texan breathe heavy. Buuuuuuuuuuurp! Dang, that felt good! Hey, Dickie, get on in here and bring Colin with 'ya....We're gonna' get us some fine foreign nookie!

-- Second (Hand@LOL.com), September 27, 2001.

That photo shows Bush with SIKHS. They are not Muslims.

-- People (are@so.stupid), September 27, 2001.

Not only are Sikhs Sikhs, and not Moslems, they do not live in oil rich countries.

What manner of idiots can't tell the difference?

-- dumbutts (What@A.MARROOOON), September 27, 2001.

No, people aren't stupid, just the typical, liberal anti-Bush goon squad could be so fucking stupid to think that those fellows in the picture with our commander in chief are muslims.... God, it's amazing that these idiots have enough brain power to keep their hearts beating and still have the smarts to breathe!

-- if you're liberal (you_must@be.stupid.com), September 27, 2001.