Miss America. Is it a requirement that Miss America be a virgin? I understand that Bert Parks would personally determine this. Who is responsible now? Regis? Cathy Lee?

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), September 22, 2001

Answers

I volunteer for this daunting assignment.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), September 22, 2001.

nemesis, do ya ever think with the other head? just wondered

-- (wondered@wondered.), September 22, 2001.

nemesis she has to be a virgin when crowned..... You would end up disqualifying them.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), September 22, 2001.

M iss Oregon presents a certified, intact hymen.

-- Lars (lars@indy.net), September 23, 2001.

i want to put my hard penis in her bum hole

-- bum love (ilove@sodomizing.com), September 23, 2001.

It's true, she is a virgin but she does give excellent head. Not as good as Miss Congenialty, but much better than Cathy Lee.

-- (Tony Danza@Atlantic.City), September 23, 2001.