I read this comment this morning -

The Supreme Court Five were in the front row during Bush's speech but the other Justices were nowhere to be seen.

Come to think of it, I don't remember seeing Ginsburg there last night. Was she? Were 4 of them missing?

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), September 21, 2001

Answers

The 4 anti-Bush Justices were in leg irons and chains and cuffs in a moldy 200 year old dungeon beneathe the Capitol. They are scheduled for re-education and will be released in time to spend Xmas with their families.

-- (Ari Fleischer @ Oval.Office), September 21, 2001.

Re-education = frontal lobotomy

-- Doctor (justice@for.all), September 21, 2001.

"The Supreme Court Five?"

-- Boo (hoo@hoo.com), September 21, 2001.