Fags in the army

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I bet the Clinton homo mafia is happy now. Our boys are going to be sharing quarters with faggots, playing grab-ass and masterbating while they try to get on with their job. Would you send your kid to war knowing he'd be in a submarine with queers, waiting for him to drop the soap? I hope these ass-bandits are kept away from the normal soldiers before they can gang-rape our young men.

-- Disgusted (iam@notapervert.com), September 20, 2001

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I hope these ass-bandits are kept away from the normal soldiers before they can gang-rape our young men...

Don't worry, they are keeping dumbya at the White House.

-- He is a fag (His dads a fag@too.com), September 20, 2001.


Our boys are going to be sharing quarters with faggots, playing grab-ass and masterbating while they try to get on with their job. Would you send your kid to war knowing he'd be in a submarine with queers, waiting for him to drop the soap? I hope these ass-bandits are kept away from the normal soldiers before they can gang-rape our young men.

Wow. You sure have gays and gay sex on the brain.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), September 20, 2001.


Wow. You sure come to the defense of gays a lot.

-- ??? (I@wonder.why?), September 20, 2001.

Actually, all I've done is point out that this person is obsessed with gay people. That's not much of a defense now, is it?

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), September 20, 2001.

And Tarzan should know. He's an expert on everything. Ask him.

-- Boo (hoo@hoo.com), September 20, 2001.


I thought tarzan was a woman..... regardless, some people do *seem* to be obsessed with gays and gay sex....things that make you go hmmmmm..... Hey, as long as they can shoot straight, I don't give a damn who they sleep with!

-- Gary (gcphelps@yahoo.com), September 20, 2001.

Yes, I am indeed an expert on everything, not that it takes much expertise to see that Disgusted is obsessed with gays.

No, I'm not a woman.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), September 20, 2001.


Look at it this way... if a fag has the balls to fuck you in the ass, and you let him do it, then you are more of a fag than he is. A real man wouldn't let himself get fucked if he didn't want to. If a man lets himself get fucked, then it is probably because he needed the experience, it builds character.

-- (life works @ in. strange ways), September 20, 2001.

“I hope these ass-bandits are kept away from the normal soldiers before they can gang-rape our young men...” so says Mr. He-Fag.

You needn’t concern yourself Mr. He-Fag, in our current military there won’t be any ‘gang-rapes’ by ‘ass-bandits’. You obviously have no military experience or else this concept would never escape your well-lubricated mouth. Gay military personnel tend to avoid any public recognition for fear of severe and relentless beatings by these same young men of your concern.

Your worries would be better directed at the camel humpers who are about to depart on a fiery last journey.

-- Your (Supreme@Commander.com), September 20, 2001.


Obviously you're all fags yourself, it seems you don't mind if bum- licking, scrotum-fondling, penis-sucking homosexual stares at your ass and masterbates thinking about sticking his dick in it.

-- Disgusted (iam@notapervert.com), September 21, 2001.


You must really be a fag if you're scared of someone who masturbates thinking about your ass!!

BWAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAAAAHAHAHA!!!! YOU FUCKING WUSSY!

-- (disgusted is a homophobic sissy @ afraid. of fags), September 21, 2001.


sorry Tarzan, didn't mean to insult you, I just thought in a post loooonnnnggg ago, your gender was mentioned as being female... my bad!

-- Gary (gcphelps@yahoo.com), September 21, 2001.

It's not an insult. I happen to love women and think very highly of them. For instance, my mother is a woman. So is my sister. In fact, I think so highly of women that this summer I married one. :-)

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), September 21, 2001.

So did Rock Hudson.

-- Think (about@it.com), September 21, 2001.

Rock Hudson married a woman this summer?

How the heck did that happen?

It must have been in California. They sure have some strange laws out there!

-- How (is@that.?), September 21, 2001.



Tarzan married, proof that there's an ass for every seat.

-- Boo (hoo@hoo.com), September 21, 2001.

The person who said that Disgusted had no military experience - well, I have. I was forced to share quarters with leering homos, who were constantly fondling each other's penises and asses. They openly masterbated and attempted to bone everyone rectally. All night I heard the sounds of sperm being swallowed and sphincters opening ready to take a load of hot cum, and in the showers they would lick each others bodies particularly the penis and balls, before engaging in anal intercourse. This is why faggots should not be allowed in the army.

-- straight veteran (theass@isanexit.com), September 22, 2001.

Straight Veteran,

It sounds like you are suffering from homophobic hallucinations.

Come lay on my couch and we will discuss your childhood. I promise I will not attempt to "bone you rectally".

-- cyber freud (you got @ problems. kid), September 22, 2001.


When I was doing latrine duty every time I looked in the toilet bowl before cleaning it, I saw human semen mixed in with the stool. That proves what the fags were doing - ejaculating into each other's rectums.

-- straight (dontlook@atmyass.com), September 22, 2001.



-- photoshop rulz (photo@shop.com), September 22, 2001.

Imagine having a gay medic, while you were lying helpless on a stretcher...the fag could bone you up the ass while you couldn't do anything, if you had shrapnel in your back or something...expect there to be a lot of anal sodomy of innocent people

-- I fuck women (real@man.com), September 23, 2001.

Yup. I'm of the school that believes that if you're phobic about gays you're definitely a closet case yourself, you're just in denial.

Also, it's said that what doesn't kill ya makes ya stronger ;-)

-- Zzzzz (asleep@the.wheel), September 23, 2001.


Fags will seek out fags for companion ship. I'm sure if a straight guy is approached by a queer in the military, there would be plenty of ass kicking going on. Wasn't it Clinton who invoked the "don't ask and don't tell" policy for the military?

-- (riskybusiness@prepH.ouch), September 23, 2001.

"expect there to be a lot of anal sodomy of innocent people"

anal sodomy?

Is there any other kind?

Sounds like you have an obsession about your anus, and a deep-seated fear that it will be penetrated. Get some help. If you can't afford a shrink, try putting a cork in it.

-- (women have @ more balls. than you), September 23, 2001.


Oral sodomy is the other kind.

-- helpful helen (not@that.i.care), September 23, 2001.

“Companion Ship”?

This what you had in mind?

http://www.cruisemates.com/articles/cruiseguide/gaylesbian/gaycations. cfm

-- Poop Shoot (on@the.Poop Deck), September 23, 2001.


Helen,

Why am I not surprised that you could provide that helpful knowledge?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), September 24, 2001.


There have always been gays in the military. They usually did not publisize the fact. From what I understand they are to keep that low profile, or they will be kicked out.

That description above where he claimes he heard all that gay sex going on is probably from his stint in prison, not the military.

In the military your behavior must meet standards which do not exist in civilian life. You can repremanded for getting a sunburn in the military, after all your body is military property. Anyone who would attempt to molest another would have their ass booted out so fast they wouldn't know what hit them. I doubt the person doing all of the complaining never stepped foot on a military base, much served.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), September 24, 2001.


Cherri, anonymous liars on the Internet are a dime a dozen.

-- Miserable SOB (misery@misery.com), September 24, 2001.

One of the heroic passengers who resisted the hijackers on the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania was a gay rugby player named Mark Bingham.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), September 24, 2001.

Did he try to bone them rectally? Maybe that's why they crashed.

-- (are the @ terrorists. homophobic?), September 24, 2001.

Tarzan, Congratulations!

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), September 24, 2001.

Thanks David.

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithtouta.net), September 24, 2001.

Scientific surveys have proved that homosexuals are preoccupied with sex more than normal people, and that the thought of penetrating the anuses of young males obsesses them to the exclusion of all else.

-- straight (dontlook@atmyass.com), September 24, 2001.

Ok, this is the most stupid thread to ever hit uncs. May I offer a suggestion? Lets not respond to the Fag hater. I bet if he were laying mortally wounded it wouldnt matter if a doctor who is in disgusted words is a Fag.

Tell us would you rather die disgusted? I thought not.

I dont believe in that lifestyle, however, there is always help available for those who wish to change. Have you ever heard of a homosexual trying to recover and change? I have and btw, IT HAPPENS.

Oh and lets not forget, it was ok for our vets to screw for money and bring home diseases during viet nam? Oh yeah it was ok, because they were male/female. Tell me the difference? Its all screwing? Think on that.

-- sumer (I@aint.sayiin), September 24, 2001.


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