Internetverslaving: herken de symptomen!!

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Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the Net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. The last mate you picked up was a JPEG.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem.

You succeed.

-- Jackie (jackie@klessebes.nl), August 28, 2001

Answers

He Jackie,

Wat herkenbaar allemaal. Ik dacht dat het om een gezonde verslaving ging?

Freya

-- freya (fverhulsdonk@hotmail.com), August 28, 2001.


ja erg he????? ik heb het ook inmiddels. terwijl ik een jaar geleden nog zeer anti-internet en e-mail was.

groet, oude trol

-- keesje (c.brucks@hetnet.nl), August 28, 2001.


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