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any q's?"Has anyone got a question for Gary Linekar or/and Alan Hanson. Please send all questions to 442@haynet.com, subject: Gary Linekar, or Alan Hanson.
Please pass it on and remember to put your home town on the e-mail.
Ta Richard"
clag some q's down and i'll mail them...
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001
Which has the larger ears - the Indian elephant or the African?
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001
Can you persuade Lawrenson to do a Rodney Marsh and shave his head if Newcastle don't go down cos he's always banging on about how bad we are...
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001
Better still cut off his own head with a rusty spoon....
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001
Actually on football focus last Saturday he did prattle on about losing his stupid walrus moustache (my words not his) on condition that the non-entity main presenter loses four stone.
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001
wot gabby?
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001
"Mr Lineker, my 12 year old 15 stone so would like to know, if he continues to eat 17 bags of crisps everyday will he become a brilliant football like wot you were?"
-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001