The season is precisely one game old and I f***ing hate that bloke already. Great arrogant tosspot gesturing and smirking like he'd scored an emphatic and masterly strike rather than had it bounce in accidentally off his shin. Finally understand why Bobby touted him to Taggart as being "born to play for Manchester United". Spit.

Come on Lancy, tell us the truth now.

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

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"The season is precisely one game old and I f***ing hate that bloke already" Thought you were talking about Zenden for a minute. So that's two hates :-))

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

He was already in the Gallery of Shame for joining Chelwwwwwseeee in preference to us. Not fit to clean Robert's boots anyway. ;-)

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Softus...calm down calm down.....yer turning into a scouser.

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

From that post, it appears you are also turning scouser Lanky!

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Marvellous, knew that would get your attention! :-) So, how's about it? Early prediction: dog's danglies or another also-ran? What's his general play like - didn't see either game - pundits said he "isn't afraid to miss" which strikes me as a good thing.

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

LR - drop me a note. I seem to have lost your email address.

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

I think Van Nystelroykeanesatw@t feigned injury for a year, just to learn some Fergie 'attutude'.

;7)

-- Anonymous, August 20, 2001

Early days yet Softy but he's keen. Not too sure about the haircut.....smacks of Porborsky!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

At least he hasn't picked up someone else's legs by mistake. Karel was a freak. Have you had to pay Armchair Bob yet?

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001

No-one else noticed the resemblance to Robbie from Eastenders??

-- Anonymous, August 22, 2001