Unk, your the Man!!!! Right from the start you have been genuine... Well done! Your a hunk! Your seasoned ass started a great fourm. But if your not going to pay very much attention to it could you please pass the keys to Helen. What a Diva! Artist! Someone who seeee's...

Thank you Helen for stories,self,and courage

-- don't quite (blabla@speakintoair.com), August 01, 2001

Answers

Quilt free bump.

That is all.

-- Mike is cool (blabla@speakintoear/LISTENING.com), August 01, 2001.

I meant the Q to be a G.

Q words are weird.

-- ooooops (blabla@noise.com), August 01, 2001.

Z, Don't bother yourself.

-- suckme (blabla!@inhomeprod.com), August 01, 2001.

Places have been changed to protect the uninterupted.

-- don't quite (blabla@@inyourface.com), August 01, 2001.

I'm paying attention, I just don't have a lot to say right now. Maybe that will change, maybe not.

Nobody gets a key but me, I might not have much to say, but I enjoy my God-like powers over this forum, powers that often prove too heady for mere mortals such as helen.

BTW, the seasoning is Zatarain's Creole Seasoning.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 01, 2001.

ACK! I am unworthy!

-- helen got too many keys already (thanks@but.no), August 01, 2001.

I visualized a quilt and realized it was a "quilt free" bump. Thought it was an interesting play on words.

Ah well... speaking of quilts, does anyone have any old ones passed down through their family that tell a story?

I've got all this old material from the 1960's that was left over from the bell bottom's and empire dresses (from Barbara Hershey's clothes in my generation's version of Romeo and Juliet) that I have saved to make a quilt one day.
Lots of hot pink/orange stripes combined with circles and paisley prints.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), August 01, 2001.

quilt free reminds me of the damn toilet paper commercial.... who in the hell gives a rats ass that the paper wiping the shit off my ass is *quilted*?? After a good healthy, first in the morning, juicy shit, i just want a product that gets me squeeky clean. I don't normally associate quilts with ass wiping. Any paper will do just as long as my fingers don't break through!

-- Mr. charmin (ass_smells_like@garden.of.roses.com), August 01, 2001.

Please don't squeeze the quilted Charmin

-- (Mr Whipple @ aisle.#3), August 01, 2001.