LOL! This is hysterical! Listen closely to the words. I laughed till I cried.

Mitch finally tells the truth

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 30, 2001

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If it doesn't load for you automatically, click on the picture that says "Man Song." :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 30, 2001.

I think they played that at my wedding.

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), July 31, 2001.

ROTFLMAO! (Sorry Mitch! Go listen to it!)

-- helen (lol@lol.lol), July 31, 2001.

Gayla, you know all the funniest spots on the net! Thanks for sharing some :-D

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), July 31, 2001.

Poor Lon! ;-)

Tricia, welcome back! You were missed. We will be up in Calgary/Banff the end of August. Will you be around?

Helen, do you live anywhere near Lake Eufaula? We will be up there this weekend. :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 31, 2001.

Gayla, snookums; are you my secret admirer? Those E mails are comming from somewhere. If you want to be bunkies all you have to do is show up in that purple harem outfit, bring an anchovie pizza, a fifth of liquor, and a bag of redman tobacco; and while your here maybe you can fix my puters sound program; let me know when your going to arrive I'll run the goats out and even take a bath....end of quote.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 31, 2001.

Mitch, a bath TOO? Be still my heart! ;-)

Emails? IF we had a conversation, it would go something like this:

Mitch: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gayla: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Mitch: Is this seat empty?
Gayla: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Mitch: Your place or mine?
Gayla: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Mitch: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gayla: Do not enter.

Mitch: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Gayla: Unfertilized.

Mitch: Your body is like a temple.
Gayla: Sorry, there are no services today.

Mitch: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gayla: But would you stay there?

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 31, 2001.

Ouch, Gayla! Mitch has been a good boy all week. Cut him some slack. He DID offer to bathe for you...

I have something going on that will take up the next two weeks, after which I have scheduled a nervous breakdown.

-- helen (one@the.edge), July 31, 2001.

Pssssst, Helen; Don't tell Gayla but I would even send my 15 year old girlfriend back to her mothers house for the night and sweep the goat poop out of the kitchen! My puter's sound is not working but I think the song was piriated from WWW.The Big Show.com and is by Robert Earl King if its the one I am thinking of, titles the same. There is some real comedy there like "10 ways beer is better than women" and "10 ways dogs are better than women". Plus you can dial them up through the internet form 6 to 10 every morning. Don't worry about Gayla, she is just playing hard to get with one of those sassy hiney attitudes....

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 31, 2001.

...on the other hand, Gayla, you can take slack and make a noose...

-- helen (slack@is.useful), July 31, 2001.

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-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), July 31, 2001.

Gayla, I live but to serve. What is thine bidding, my Master?

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 31, 2001.

MITCH! OMIGOD! Somebody call an ambulance!! Hurry!! Something's happened to him!!

-- helen (ack@hell.froze.over), August 01, 2001.

LOL at y'all :-D

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), August 01, 2001.

Am I going to have to come over there and give you she people my meanest look? Or better yet invite my crowd of good ole boys to look in over here? Keep changing my posts and I'll put this site into the system over at the state pen.....

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), August 01, 2001.

Gayla, we're gonna need the ducktape, sweetheart.

-- helen (stop@that.man), August 01, 2001.

Bondage, Helen? (pant, pant).

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), August 01, 2001.

Uh...no...Mitch...Gayla and I were ... building a thingamajig in the back yard...you're not ok, are you? You look a little...wiped right now...or is that whipped...?

-- helen (mitch@needs.help), August 01, 2001.

Helen!! Bondage with wipping and whipping!! Too much might be enough!! When are you warm and fuzzy fantasy flirts going to be here? It sounde like you are learning to appreciate me in the mannor that I am accustom to being treated. Thanx babes....

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), August 02, 2001.