Bio-terrorism--researcher, defector from USSR says to prepare for the worst

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Alibek's warning

Sheesh, something else to worry about

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 18, 2001

Answers

Yesterday I was in an elevator with 10 people. One was a bearded guy with a towel on his head. He farted. It was terrible. No one died but several went to ER. He disappeared, a mirage in a desert of towel-heads.

Terrorist farts? It't fiendish!

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 19, 2001.


Don't worry, Dumbya's got our military working on stink warfare. It's gonna save us all, but the whole country will smell like Texas.

-- (pee @ yooo.), July 19, 2001.

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