11 Year Old's Science Exams

-- (nemesis@awol.com), July 16, 2001

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LOL

-- David L (bumpkin@dnet.net), July 16, 2001.

Nem

Once again - priceless!!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 16, 2001.

I'm going to use the "umbrella" line on the guy who mows our lawn. Two weeks ago, he mowed down a beautiful mushroom [with a 4-5" span on its "umbrella."] The following week, we had 14 mushrooms growing in the lawn as his mowing had "spored" the grass. THIS week, when I heard him in the back, I rushed out and pulled those 14 mushrooms lest our entire lawn would be "spored."

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 16, 2001.

Better to "spore" the grass than "spoor" the grass.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), July 16, 2001.