My first readings were thought to be a humor site; I did not realize this was a mental S & M site ; I thought I had stumbled on to a transveite B.S. forum; but now I see that it is MANNED by idiots. At least I am brave enought to post a real E mail address which you are not; and as for you people that recomend that I speak in flowery language tulips: I have a suggestion, roses: it does not involve daylight; lillies: put your barbies away and grow up. You will not hear from me again unless you say something realy stupid, which seems to be the purpose of this site.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 11, 2001

Answers

mitch: Is that a promise or a threat? I hope it's the former.

Frlers: Doesn't this remind you of DiEtER? Boy, how I miss that guy!

-- longtime lurker (lurking@the rafters.com), July 11, 2001.

B-b-but mitch! We thought you LIKED it. Ok, girls, put the whips down. The boy wants to make all the rules on our forum.

-- helen (back@off.the.boy), July 11, 2001.

Gosh, being a sysop is great! Have a tantrum, delete a tantrum...

-- I knew DiEtER. DiEtER was a friend of mine. You're no DiEtER. (sorry@bout.that), July 11, 2001.

Mitch, the tone of this forum takes many twists and turns. My guess is that your 'type' of humor doesn't match up to ours. I hope you find what you're looking for. (Just look for a forum title such as "Southern Egotistical Rednecks Who Want to Control Women.") :-)

-- Gayla (Iknew@DieTEr.too), July 12, 2001.

Does he speak in twolips.... or with tulips?

Say it with flours! Regardless of weather the floral is worn by TV's - or woman'ed by VT's.

(By the way....Email address? Always been here.)

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 12, 2001.

All right you guys! Quit messing with mitch's mind. Yes, we are transveites. And we type from right to left, which is accomplished with the right hemisphere of the brain, but controlled by the brain stem, which derives its nourishment from the spinal chord. Some of us have the standard spinal tonic chord, while others have the more unusual diminished chord. The more trendy among us prefer the suspended chord.

Now to go along with the music, we offer our house word salad, which metamorphologizes nicely into the more comprehensivable word salad bar, which closes promptly at 2 a.m., ever since being raided by the word police from the university. Ever since that time, we have tried to play nice. So we don't use words that are considered to be crude and bad by polite people. Even when being snotty we try to be nice about it. That is probably what confused mitch. But then, maybe not.

Now that we have disposed of that matter, how many of you think that maybe we don't even exist at all?

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), July 12, 2001.

Well, I think I most agree with Gayla... hope you find a place where you fit in, Mitch. First you tell us not to take you too seriously, then when Helen does her best to make you feel welcome with some humour, you take offence.

BTW, lots of real addresses... how many have you tried?

-- Tricia the Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), July 13, 2001.

Hey Tricia,

How are things going at your end? Really sorry to have heard of all the problems that hit at once.

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), July 13, 2001.

Sorry Sir Gene of the Green Jeans, Tricia might not now exist.....

I'm not sure I exist. But, as been said before by that great latin scholar, "Qwertyuiop excel, ergo missum."

"I type quickly in the spreadsheet, therefore I mispell."

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 13, 2001.

I itch, therefore I exist. Anyone with an identity crisis is welcome to some of our fine chiggers.

-- helen (ow@ouch.oh), July 13, 2001.

Allright people and you with the bumps in the front, I am not going to mention any names but some mulekissing feamale person came over to my playground and kicked the door like the feds, then begged on hands and knees for me to return, Can't get enough of the good stuff can you? I'll lurk a while, but when you need to mend yourways you'll hear from me. I know you are going to scream to each other about not taking that kind of abuse; well my question is: What kind of abuse would be politically correct!?

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 13, 2001.

Hands and knees? I'll have to check for bruises. Welcome back, you bad boy. :)

-- helen (hands@nd.knees.my.arse), July 13, 2001.

If you don't behave I will tell them where you posted....

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 13, 2001.

"Behave"? Ladies, git a rope...

-- helen (beh@ve.yourself), July 14, 2001.

Stop her girls, she is going to try to hang herself....

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 14, 2001.

We have people with hands-and-knees decease? ?????

Just where were those chiggers scratching to cause such a thing?

Or just rope-burned mules who kiss fearmales? (Or was that the other weigh around?)

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 14, 2001.

O.K> You she types seem to be behaving today so I am going to reward you for being nice to Daddy. How do you tell which gal is the most redneck at the senior prom? She will be the one in the long, dark evening gown that is strapless, wearing a bra that isn,t. I love and adore all the women on this forum and will gladly be their servant no matter what other rude things I might say.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 14, 2001.

O.K. I don,t know whos got the trick up their sleves but someone is tinkering with my posts. The last post ended with "and wearing a bra that isn,t"; anything after that was added by someone with a sassy hiney attitude and a she devil mind, proabily one of you CIAettes; be warned, I have connections with the Computer Police.... ...but as I adore these beautiful, intelligent sysops, I would never really try to get them in trouble. I live but to serve them . . . What is thy bidding, my Mistress?

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 15, 2001.

MItch, Mitch, Mitch

You WERE warned, weren't ya? some fellas just need a lesson or two (the slow ones need two).

Helen, I got the rope! Our favorite one, doncha know!! ;-] Let's go for it ladies!!!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 15, 2001.

Aunt Bee, I'm not sure Mitch understands us yet, but he'll learn...he'll learn...

-- >;) helen (teacher@the.blackboard), July 15, 2001.

Do I see the guilty parties returning to the scene of the crime? I don,t want to have to give you my meanest look. Any thing written after the series of dots should be barefoot and pregnant.............................................................. ...................................................................... Its just me teasing you Mitch you darling, I will e mail you again tonight and yes I have the plane tickets, their in the mail, I paid for them myself and he dosen,t know anything about us, I can,t wait snookums.

-- mitch hearn (moopups1@aol.com), July 15, 2001.

Mitch, we like stories. Do you know any stories? CLEAN stories? :)

-- helen (read@me.a.story), July 15, 2001.

Mitch,

EYIKEEESS, did you really type those two chavinistic intertwined words referencing the STRONGER sex?!?!!?? Fer that you get hung, AND shot in these parts mister!! Gettin out my sawed off shotgun now...

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 16, 2001.

Now Aunt Bee, put the gun down! We're taming mitch, not shooting him! (Oops!)

-- helen (hush@now.little.darlings), July 16, 2001.

Ah ..... But which is easier?

Taming mitch?

Training mike?

Taming mike?

Training mitch?

Witch mitch (which mike missed when mitch missed mike) is missing taming training for mike's mitch?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), July 17, 2001.

Robert...huh?

-- helen :) (huh@what.did.you.say), July 17, 2001.