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How do you tell which gal at the senior prom is the most redneck?

She will be the one in the evening gown that is strapless, wearing a bra that isn't.

-- mitch hearn (, July 11, 2001


Ouchie. You went to my school, didn't you? I saw so many "oversupported" tube top chicks (this was the 80's, decade of the tube top) that it ain't even funny.

My turn:

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

"Hey y' this!"

-- Soni (, July 11, 2001.

Soni; I just found out that we are both wrong; their not rednecks, their (political correct known as)pink collar workers!!

-- mitch hearn (, July 11, 2001.

Hey Y'all, don't get me stared telling Northern jokes!!!:) But here's one they used to tell me....(I'm from Ky.)

What do you call a good looking girl from Kentucky? Lucky

-- Annie (, July 12, 2001.

I had always heard that a good-looking girl in Kentucky was a "tourist".

-- Steve in So WI (, July 12, 2001.

Steve, you old dog!!! A WI tourist in KY.? Naw. They just drive right through Ky. to get farther south. :}

-- Annie (, July 12, 2001.

Good to hear good humar again.

-- Mary (, July 12, 2001.

I"m a city girl though and through,but I think the redneck jokes are wondeful. It made me laugh and I needed a good laugh Thanks....

-- Rebecca Wold (, July 14, 2001.

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