This one's been making the rounds...

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. being in the White House.

The old man said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a post turtle."

Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle is.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.

"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb thing get down."

-- 1 (2@3.com), July 05, 2001

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Bump.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), July 05, 2001.