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Two,

I wonder what the vintors buy worth half so much as what they sell? --Omar Kahyam

Fuck you.

--Tennessee Williams

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), July 04, 2001

Answers

People travel to wonder at the height of the mountains, at the huge waves of the seas, at the long course of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motion of the stars, and yet they pass by themselves without wondering.

--St. Augustine of Hippo

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 06, 2001.


Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

--Frank Zappa

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 06, 2001.


Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. ---Hasidic saying

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 07, 2001.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

--Plato

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 07, 2001.


Life is good only when it is magical and musical, a perfect timing and consent, and when we do not anatomise it....

You must hear the bird's song without attempting to render it into nouns and verbs.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 08, 2001.



Enlightenment is understanding

that there is nowhere to go,

nothing to do,

and nobody you have to be

except exactly who you're being right now.

--Neale Donald Walsch

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 09, 2001.


He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

--Albert Einstein

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 09, 2001.


If your heart is open

then all of nature, life and experience

is the mystery of interconnection

and opportunity for communion.

---Anonymous

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 10, 2001.


Sometimes the subconscious mind manifests a wisdom several steps or even years ahead of the conscious mind, and has its own way of leading us toward our destiny.

--Nathaniel Branden

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 10, 2001.


All the difficulties that visit you are meant only to stimulate you to higher achievements.

---Paramahansa Yogananda

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 11, 2001.



Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself.

--John Harold

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 11, 2001.


If someone does not smile at you, be generous and offer your own smile. Nobody needs more a smile than the one that cannot smile to others.

---Dalai Lama

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 12, 2001.


Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.

--Golda Meir

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 12, 2001.


All people smile in the same language

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 12, 2001.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), July 12, 2001.


The Universe is the harmonious interaction

of all the elements that create balance and harmony.

The word universe literally means "one song" (uni: one; verse: song).

In this song; in this harmony, there is peace, laughter, joy and bliss.

---Deepak Chopra

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 13, 2001.


A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.

--Wilma Askinas

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 13, 2001.


When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.

-- Paul Clisura --

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 13, 2001.


LOL Deano!

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 13, 2001.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 13, 2001.

You simply will not be the same person two months from now after consciously giving thanks each day for the abundance that exists in your life. And you will have set in motion an ancient spiritual law: the more you have and are grateful for, the more will be given you.

--Sarah Ban Breathnach

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 14, 2001.


A wagging tail is more sincere than any handshake.

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 14, 2001.

In the absence of touching and being touched, people of all ages can sicken and grow touch starved.

---Diane Ackerman

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 14, 2001.


The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a violent riff and is effortlessly melodic. Weeping is often fought, choked, half strangled, or surrendered to with humiliation.

--Anne Rice

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), July 14, 2001.


The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy.

--Martin Luther King, Jr.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 15, 2001.


The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. When we obtain too cheaply, we esteem too lightly.

--- Thomas Paine

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 15, 2001.


The only reason we don’t open our hearts and minds to other people is that they trigger confusion in us that we don’t feel brave enough or sane enough to deal with.

To the degree that we look clearly and compassionately at ourselves, we feel confident and fearless about looking into someone else’s eyes.

---Ane Pema Chodron

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 15, 2001.


Very few beings really seek knowledge in this world. Mortal or immortal, few really ASK. On the contrary, they try to wring from the unknown the answers they have already shaped in their own minds . . .

To really ask is to open the door to the whirlwind. The answer may annihilate the question and the questioner.

--Anne Rice

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), July 15, 2001.


The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.

--- Robert Vallett

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 16, 2001.


We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

-- Kurt Vonnegut

-- (bygrace@thru.faith), July 16, 2001.


There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

--Albert Einstein

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 16, 2001.


Spiritually elevate yourself, at least once a day, at a predetermined time,

to contemplate and long for your own goal, in its broadest understanding and reaches,

and in its highest perfection. ---Louis Caputo

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 16, 2001.


The decisions that you make

and the actions that you take upon the earth

are the means by which you evolve.

At each moment you choose the intentions

that will shape your experience and

those things upon which you will focus your attention.

These choices affect your evolutionary process.

This is so for each person.

If you chose unconsciously, you evolve unconsciously.

If you chose consciously, you evolve consciously.

---Gary Zukov

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 17, 2001.


I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know."

--Mark Twain

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 17, 2001.


My mother said to me, "If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the Pope." Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.

--- Pablo Picasso

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 17, 2001.


RESTART!

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), July 17, 2001.

LOL cin!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 17, 2001.

We look at life and cannot untangle the eternal song:

Rings and knots of joy and grief all laced and interlocking.

~ The Ramayana

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 18, 2001.


There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the impulse to punish the man with a superior capacity for happiness.

--H.L. Mencken

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 18, 2001.


Open yourself to your fellow humans. Allow yourself to experience what you feel toward them, and to hear what they feel. Your interactions with them form the basis of your growth. When you fear what you will find in yourself, or what you will find in others, if you allow yourself to hear what others have to say, you turn your back on the opportunities that the Universe is giving you to find the power of your heart, the power of compassion. It is not until you have the courage to engage in human relationships that you grow. --- Gary Zukav

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 19, 2001.

Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation) there is one elementary truth, the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. All sorts of things occur to help one that would never otherwise have occurred. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents and meetings and material assistance, which no man could have dreamed would have come his way. I have learned a deep respect for one of Goethe's couplets:

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.

Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.

---W.H. Murray

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 20, 2001.


Dig within.

There lies the wellspring of good:

Ever dig and it will ever flow.

---Marcus Aurelius

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 21, 2001.


Love your enemies.
It really pisses them off!

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 21, 2001.

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

- Mario Puzo "The Godfather"

-- (***@__._), July 21, 2001.


"Cubs win, Cubs win."

Harry Caray (RIP)

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 22, 2001.


"This is the best way and so there is the time and there is all that and there is more and more is enough and there is what will be wanted and it will be all the same and not any more is gone when more is there where every where every thing is all there. That is enough and so much, such a thing, why the way it is made is the way it and really there can be all that. In the time there is that time which is all of the whole of it where there is not anything that is not where there is one and one is that one and one."

--Gertrude Stein, A Long Gay Book

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 22, 2001.


I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

--Groucho Marx

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 22, 2001.


We all lie in the gutter, but some of us look up at the stars.

--- Oscar Wilde

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 22, 2001.


Love has power to give in a moment what toil can scarcely reach in an age.

---Goethe

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 22, 2001.


Cribbed from a "Z" post on Poole's--

Answer a fool according to his folly lest he be wise in his own conceit. Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou be like unto him.

--Saul Bellow, Herzog

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 22, 2001.


Since love grows within you, so beauty grows.

For love is the beauty of the soul.

---Saint Augustine

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 23, 2001.


My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955 when I could not afford an operation, he touched-up the X-rays.

--Joey Bishop

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 23, 2001.


"Rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add 'within the limits of the law', because law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the rights of the individual."

--Thomas Jefferson

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), July 23, 2001.


Eve--

"Good to see you"

Lars, 2001

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 23, 2001.


Thanks, Lars; good to see you too, and the rest of y'all. Been with you in spirit in any case; yeah, I'd had a row with a troll here, but I was over that quick. It's mainly that my life just got even more nuts recently, work-wise.

Oh, yeah -- I should do a quote. Here ya go...a blast from the past and a little blues "pick-me-up" at the same time...

A "Stroll" Down Memory Lane>

-- Eve (eve_rebekah@yahoo.com), July 23, 2001.


Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 24, 2001.


All mankind is divided into three classes: Those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move.

--Arabian Proverb

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), July 24, 2001.


There is an almost sensual longing for communion

with others who have a larger vision. The immense

fulfillment of the friendships between those engaged

in furthering the evolution of consciousness has a

quality almost impossible to describe.

---Teilhard de Chardin

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 25, 2001.


Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy five cents.

--William Coronel

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 25, 2001.


Somewhere, there is someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your pressence that life is worthwhile.
So when you are lonely, remember it's true; somebody, somewhere is thinking of you. --- Author Unknown

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 25, 2001.

Keep on Truckin' in particular inspired his (illustrator R. Crumb) disdain, a theme that he revisited more than once. In a 1990 cartoon about the creation of the iconic image, Crumb described pop music as "the rhythms of cultural death. In my own spaced-out, inarticulate way, I tried to draw the images I saw in my mind when I heard modern pop music on LSD ... clownish fools boppin' and jivin' in the garbage heap they were making out of the Earth. ... I was fooled by my own drawings. Other people thought they were happy images of relaxed cartoon characters just havin' a good ol' time ... so I did too! I forgot what they really were. Photographs of the dance of death!"

----- R. Crumb in Salon Interview 05/02/2000

-- Rich (living_in_interesting_times@hotmail.com), July 25, 2001.


You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one... - Rush Limbaugh

snoozin' on the porch...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert @hotmail.com), July 25, 2001.


Harry:"No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her."

Sally:"So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"

Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them too."

-When Harry Met Sally

-- Telinet (like@it.is), July 25, 2001.


To live a spiritual life we must first find the courage

to enter into the desert of loneliness and

to change it by gentle and persistent efforts

into a garden of solitude.

---Henri J. M. Nouwen

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 26, 2001.


Hang up the swing of love today! Hang the body and the mind between the arms of the beloved, in the ecstasy of love's joy: Bring the tearful streams of the rainy clouds to your eyes, and cover your heart with the shadow of darkness: Bring your face nearer to his ear, and speak of the deepest longings of your heart. Listen to me brother! bring the vision of the Beloved in your heart.

---Kabir

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 27, 2001.


If I held you any closer, I'd be on the other side of you!

--Groucho Marx

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 28, 2001.


Within man is the soul of the whole;

the wise silence; the universal beauty;

to which every part and every particle

is equally related; the eternal One.

--- Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 28, 2001.


I'm tired of people telling me to "Have a good one." When they say "Have a good one," I tell them "I've already got a good one. What I need is a longer one."

George Carlin

-- (ha@ha.ha), July 28, 2001.


Your actions speak so loudly, that I cannot hear your words

Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 28, 2001.


Master of the Universe,

grant me the ability to be alone;

may it be my custom to go outdoors each day

among the trees and grass, among all growing things,

and there may I be alone, and enter into prayer,

to talk with the One that I belong to.

May I express there everything in my heart,

and may all the foliage of the field,

all grasses, trees, and plants,

may they all awake at my coming,

to send the powers of their life into the words of my prayer

so that my prayer and speech are made whole

through the life and spirit of all growing things,

which are made as one by their transcendent Source.

---- Rabbi Nachman of Bratslav

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 29, 2001.


You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

--Pearl Williams

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 29, 2001.


Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

--Mahatma Gandhi

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 29, 2001.


"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."

Marilyn Monroe

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), July 29, 2001.


Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

- Unknown

-- Debra (Thisis@it.com), July 30, 2001.


Among our people, friendship is held to be the severest test of character...to have a friend, and to be true under any and all trials, is the truest mark of a man!…It is the essence of comradeship and fraternal love, without thought of pleasure or gain,, but rather for moral support and inspiration. Each vows to die for the other if need be, and nothing is denied the brother-friend, but neither is anything required that is not in accord with the highest conception of the Indian mind.

Ohiyesa, Charles Alexander Eastman, ‘The Soul Of An Indian’ B

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 30, 2001.


I was at a bar nursing a beer... My nipple was getting quite soggy.

--Emo Phillips

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 30, 2001.


Law...begins when someone takes to doing something someone else does not like. -Karl Llewellyn

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 30, 2001.

"If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."

John Wayne

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), July 30, 2001.


Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

--John Fitzgerald Kennedy

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 31, 2001.


Our soul makes constant noise, but it has a silent place we never hear. When the silence of God enters us,

pierces our soul and joins its silent secret place,

then God is our treasure and our heart.

And space opens before us like a fruit that breaks in two.

Then we see the universe from a point beyond space.

---Simone Weil

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 31, 2001.


The world as a whole has forgotten the real meaning of the word love. Love has been so abused and crucified by man that very few people know what true love is. Just as oil is present in every part of the olive,

so love permeates every part of creation.

But to define love is very difficult,

for the same reason that words cannot

fully describe the flavor of an orange.

You have to taste the fruit to know its flavor.

So with love.

----Yogananda Paramahansa

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 01, 2001.


You may delay, but time will not.

--Benjamin Franklin

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 01, 2001.


"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."

Henny Youngman

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 01, 2001.


Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 01, 2001.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

-Dykstra

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 01, 2001.


"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."

Will Rogers

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 01, 2001.


I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name...

--Mike Binder

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 02, 2001.


This is a precious moment, but it is transient.

It is a little parenthesis in eternity.

If we share with caring, lightheartedness, and love,

we will create abundance and joy for each other.

And then this moment will have been worthwhile.

---Deepak Chopra

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 02, 2001.


When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 02, 2001.

Expectation is the greatest impediment to living. In anticipation of tomorrow, it loses today.

-- Seneca

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 03, 2001.


What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.

--Joseph Addison

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 03, 2001.


I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

-Groucho Marx

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 03, 2001.


Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 03, 2001.

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. John Kenneth Galbraith

-- fl (rusty@wreck.net), August 03, 2001.

I'm having a friend for dinner.

--Hannibal Lechter

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 04, 2001.


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

--Dave Barry

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 04, 2001.


Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person... is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

--Dennis Wholey

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 04, 2001.


Dennis Wholey!. Wow, there's a name from the past.

-- (cardigans@feel good.TV), August 04, 2001.

A guy

Who wants

To middle-aisle it

Must never scratch

His little violet

Burma-Shave (1947)

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), August 05, 2001.


To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to.

--Kahlil Gibran

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 05, 2001.


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

- Sigmund Freud

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 06, 2001.


Wisdom is not in words. Wisdom is meaning within words.

--Khalil Gibran

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 06, 2001.


" Life changes when you least expect it to. The future is uncertain. So, seize this day, seize this moment, and make the most of it."

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 06, 2001.

If the doors of perception were cleansed, every thing would appear as it is; infinite.

--William Blake

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), August 06, 2001.


The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

--- Eleanor Roosevelt 4.5

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 07, 2001.


Eleanor Roosevelt 4.5? Is that like a software program?

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 07, 2001.

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."

Mel Brooks

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 07, 2001.


"There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees."

-- Michael de Montaigne

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 08, 2001.


To the world you may be just one person
But to one person you may be the world.


-- (cin@cin.cin), August 09, 2001.

There is in you the core of being which is beyond analysis, beyond the mind . . . .

It is simple, open, clear and kind, beautiful and joyous . . . .

Know yourself to be the changeless witness of the changeful mind.

Mind is interested in what happens, while awareness is interested in the mind itself. The child is after the toy, but the mother watches the child, not the toy.

~ Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

-- (-@-.-), August 09, 2001.


To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 09, 2001.


It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. And the dream afraid of waking that never takes a chance. It's the one who won't be taken who cannot seem to give. And the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.

--The Rose

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 10, 2001.


I love that song, Cin. It's been a long time since I've heard it. How does the part go... (I'm trying to remember) "Just remember in the winter, far beneath the (bitter?) snow... lies the seed, that with the sun's love... in the Spring, becomes a rose."

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 10, 2001.

The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil.

--Emo Phillips

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 10, 2001.


It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

--Sir Edmund Hillary

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 11, 2001.


"When fate closes a door go in through a window."

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 11, 2001.

What the hell, more Bette Midler--

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?

You're everything, everything I wish I could be.

Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle,

for you are the wind beneath my wings,

'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), August 11, 2001.


I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

--Groucho Marx

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 11, 2001.


The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

--Woody Allen

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 11, 2001.


"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?"

--Marilyn Pittman

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 11, 2001.


"If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you?"

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 12, 2001.

If you haven't any charity in your heart, then you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

--Bob Hope

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 12, 2001.


To be grateful is to recognize the Love of God in everything He has given us ~ and He has given us everything. Every breath we draw is a gift of His love, every moment of existence is a grace, for it brings with it immense graces from Him. Gratitude therefore takes nothing for granted, is never unresponsive, is constantly awakening to new wonder and to praise of the goodness of God. For the grateful person knows that God is good, not by hearsay but by experience. And that is what makes all the difference.

---Thomas Merton

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 13, 2001.


Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 13, 2001.


A true friend can tell you exactly what you need to hear, precisely when you don't want to hear it, and still remain your friend afterwards.

-- Amanda Bowen

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 13, 2001.


"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." -- Charles de Gaulle

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), August 14, 2001.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Helen Rowland

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), August 14, 2001.


The day will come when, after harnessing space, the winds, the tides and gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, we shall have discovered fire.

--Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 14, 2001.


Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

-- Charles Schultz

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 14, 2001.


"A zebra does not change its spots."

- Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.

-- All (liberals@must.die), August 14, 2001.


Among our people, friendship is held to be the severest test of character...to have a friend, and to be true under any and all trials, is the truest mark of a man!…It is the essence of comradeship and fraternal love, without thought of pleasure or gain,, but rather for moral support and inspiration. Each vows to die for the other if need be, and nothing is denied the brother-friend, but neither is anything required that is not in accord with the highest conception of the Indian mind. ---Ohiyesa, Charles Alexander Eastman, ‘The Soul Of An Indian’

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 15, 2001.

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it's the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 15, 2001.


Hope is the thing with feathers

--Emily Dickinson

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 15, 2001.


Even the darkest hour is only sixty minutes.

-- (-@-.-), August 16, 2001.

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.

--Seneca

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 16, 2001.


Real love means more than flowers, means more than beautiful words.
Real love is keeping promises,
Holding on when you don't want to,
Being strong so that others may rest,
And as time and change swirl around us,
The love we share stands quietly,
In the midst of our lives
Forever beautiful,
Forever real

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 16, 2001.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

--Erich (gag) Segal

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 16, 2001.


ps..that's not to say that we don't love the flowers cause we LOVE the flowers *smile*

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 16, 2001.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.

--Mark Twain

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 17, 2001.


If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

-- *ducking* (cin@cin.cin), August 17, 2001.

Paging a woman........ I'd like "something" done.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 17, 2001.

"If I've done nothing in my lifetime except promote the word "shag", then I've really achieved everything I need to do on this planet."

--Mike Myers, February, 1998

-- (nemesis@awol.com), August 17, 2001.


I have a map of the U.S. It's actual size.

Stephen Wright

-- (ha@ha.ha), August 17, 2001.


And the end of all of our exploring Will be to arrive where we started And know the place for the first time.

T.S. Eliot

After a life of searching When we come to die We will realize that We are merely fools.

Hardy

Best Wishes,,,,

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 17, 2001.


It is the consistent choice of the path with heart

Which makes the warrior different from the average man.

He knows that a path has heart when he is one with it,

When he experiences a great peace and pleasure traversing its length.

---don Juan

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), August 18, 2001.


All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.

- Jane Wagner

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 18, 2001.


I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.

--John Wayne

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 18, 2001.


Unk, tell me JW didn't say that!

-- helen (stunned@disbelief.shock), August 18, 2001.

And Alice picked up the little cake and on it read, 'Be yourself.' 'How funny,' Alice thought, 'what else could I be!'

-- Lewis Carroll

-- (cin@cin.cin), August 19, 2001.


I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

--David Dinkins, New York City Mayor

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), August 19, 2001.


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