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I opened this place when TB2K Uncensored went down so that folks would have a place to talk.

SOOO many people whined and bitched about deletions and censorship on the last two Timebomb forums that I decided to open a no holds barred forum where anyone could say whatever they wanted to say without fear of deletion. I think I have been pretty good about letting anyone say what ever they wished to say. I have not deleted posts because of content.

Until now.

Now things have changed.

Attention!

For the next one day (ending at 11:59PM EST on Sunday July 1st) all posts here must include the following, or it will be deleted without mercy...

If you post a quote, or a flame, or even a how-dee-doo without telling another poster that you love them you will be deleted! You MUST tell another poster here that you love them or your message will go the way of the Dodo, it will cease to exsist.

I am NOT kidding!

And to start the ball rolling, I love you Aunt Bee!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 01, 2001

Answers

Hey Unk!

Now THIS should be interesting!! Damn, what will the trolls do??? ROFLMAO just thinking about it!! And we had that troll roast last nite fer nothing!! Well from the Pacific Ocean, across the miles, hugs to all of ya! And I love ya Unk, ya know I do!!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.


Since this message was posted after midnight on Sunday, all messages posted before this decree, but marked as being posted on 07-01-01 will be exempt from this decree.

That is all.

I love you Lars.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 01, 2001.


BTW, in case it's not clear. You can tell me to suck shit in your post if you wish, but you still must tell someone that you love them in your post or your message will be deleted.

I love you Uncle Bob!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 01, 2001.


Sorry Al-D, that was a nice thought, but you forgot to tell somebody that you love them so I had to delete you. I love you Al.

Try again.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 01, 2001.


GEEEEESH UNK.OK. I LOVE A BUNCHA YOU GUY'S/GAL'S. YOU GONNA MAKE ME MAKE A LIST UNK?? BIG HUGE HUGGAROO TO YOU [I] LOVE YOU UNK,AND A.BEE & CIN & BARRY & CARLOS & THE OTHER UNC & & & EVEN FRANK. AND LARS & ,ALL YOOS GUY,S,KNOW WHAT I MEAN VERN??

-- al-d. (dogs@zianet.com), July 01, 2001.


Who the hell is Frank?

With love to ( *Insert your name* ),

-- So (cr@t.es), July 01, 2001.


Heh, heh…speaking of love and all, did you hear about the two lesbians that met for the first time in a local lounge?

After about 2 hours of beating around the bush, so to speak, one gal said:

“Let’s be frank with each other”.

OK, said the second gal, “I’ll be frank tonight and you can be frank tomorrow”.

What a scream huh?

Love you Howard.

-- Jackie (the@joke.man), July 01, 2001.


Unk, you're a hoot. I love you man. (forget getting the beer, though) ;)

-- Pammy (pamela_sue57@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.

aaawwwe al

i love you too =)

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 01, 2001.


I hate so many things that it feels filling. to you know who:I love you when you suck me off

-- suckme off (suck@me.off), July 01, 2001.


That is VERY borderline suckme. But you did say that you loved someone, so I will let it stand. It's only one day, you can do better than that next time can't you?

I love you carlos.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 01, 2001.


I wasn't otherwise going to post, but I love you Helen and Little Nipper and Rick.

-- Bashful (heighho@littlehouse.intheforest), July 01, 2001.

I love you Bashful and Al and Unk and Cin and Aunt Bee and Patricia and Cherri and Maria and Little Nipper and Lars and Already Done Happened and Carlos and twofacescum and Jose and Flint and ...

Gosh! A whole day too!

-- helen :) (smiles@ll.day), July 01, 2001.


..and Uncle Bob and S(weet) O(le) B(ob) and Miserable SOB and Git...

-- helen's making her list and checking it twice (every_d@y.should.be.this.good), July 01, 2001.

...and Tarzan and Flora and capnfun and kritter and Rob and...

-- helen wonders how many of us are there REALLY? (joy@the.world), July 01, 2001.


...and Laura too, if you're out there.

-- helen (h@ppy.day), July 01, 2001.

...and Lon and Lon, the evil twin, and 'sumer and Eve and ...

-- helen again and again (blessings@unk.he.needsum), July 01, 2001.

...and Socrates and Paracelsus and Nemesis and Jack Booted Thug and Dennis and ...

-- the only thing helen is good at... (love@love.love), July 01, 2001.

I'm feeling like the last kid picked for the softball team, Helen. I love you, Helen.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.

So... Deedah you are censoring fool are ya?

(snicker)

I love you Cin... (no really)

loungin' on the porch...

The Dog

-- The Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.


Have you conveniently forgotten about me and the puppy?

snarlin at the Dog...

I love you Unk. I love you helen. I love you Patricia. I love you Bee. I love you flora. I love you David B. I love you Huntley. I love you Brinkley.

-- Mrs Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.


Just to be sure...

I love you Ed and I love you Gary...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), July 01, 2001.


ha! I love you unk!

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), July 01, 2001.

Hey Uncle B0B! I'm sorry we couldn't connect yesterday. :( But I love you anyway, UB!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.

You can be on my team anytime Anita! I love you.

Thanks for the thought helen. Not too sure about the group I'm in. Of course I love you and Deano and Unk too.

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 01, 2001.


I love you too AB...

I hate PacBell, though...I am working 6-7 days a week now and am in Compton (the bowel of Los Angeles but, I love Compton)...I have Charlies phone number so it'll be easier to stay in touch... I love you Charlie... I love you cin... I love you dubya... I love you bill clinton, er, no I don't...I take it back... I love rosie and her 5 sisters the most...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), July 01, 2001.


I love ANITA!

-- helen (love@love.more), July 01, 2001.

I love Mr. and Mrs. Dog! I especially love unk!

-- helen (loved@y.everyday), July 01, 2001.

And I love Deano! And I love Dan! And I love Ken Decker and I love Stan!

-- cheerleader helen (extra outfits not included) (rah@rah.sis.boom.bah), July 01, 2001.

and rich and FS and 'sumer and Oxy

-- (I@love.you), July 01, 2001.

fuck you asshole you will NOT TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO

-- lamer cunt (lame@bitch.com), July 01, 2001.

Have some issues do we Cunt?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), July 01, 2001.

Ah Mr. Thug…truly the best one-liner in some time. Thanks for the grins!

-- So (cr@t.es), July 01, 2001.

You know I love dogs.

{pattin doggies head} gooooood dog =)

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 01, 2001.


Keep yer mitts off my husband you fucking floozie!

snappin' at the ho...

Mrs Dog

-- Mrs Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.


Silly Mrs Dog....you can play too *wink wink*

btw...I love and miss you Oxy

-- (cin@cin.cin), July 01, 2001.


I pass.

I also apologize for spoutin' off like that.

Mrs Dog

-- Mrs Dog (dogdesert@hotmail.com), July 01, 2001.


I love "libs are idiots".

But then, I love the smell of my own farts too.

Bwaaaahahahaa!!

-- conservatives are worthless shits (moreinterpretation@ugly.com), July 01, 2001.


"But then, I love the smell of my own farts too."

Thanks for the insight.

-- Sheesh (what@loser.com), July 01, 2001.


I love "libs are idiots". But then, I love the smell of my own farts too.

Bwaaaahahahaa!!

-- conservatives are worthless shits

Then it's true, liberals are shit eaters.

-- hate libs (hatelibs@hatem.dog), July 01, 2001.


Oops, Unc, looks like you're falling behind in your deletions! :-)

BTW, Helen, even if you forget me, I still love you :-P

-- Tricia teh Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), July 01, 2001.


Of COURSE I love you Tricia!!

-- helen loves you all and please don't have the next gathering on a cruise... (love@love.love), July 01, 2001.

Thanks, Helen!

BTW, no cruise? You get sea-sick?

(I love lots of you... you likely know who you are :-)

-- Tricia teh Canuck (jayles@telusplanet.net), July 01, 2001.


Men loving men, and women loving women, sounds like the Wild Wild West to me....Castro Street, San Francisco. San Francisco welcomes all you gay lovers, and be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

-- GLOA (GLOA@gloaters.glo), July 01, 2001.

I love you GLOA.

-- helen (oh@yes.its.true), July 01, 2001.

JBT and helen

I love you guys too!

In fact, I love all you freaky folks!!

Can't you just feel it??

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 02, 2001.


Helen, Capn, Anita, Cin, AB, Unc (you ARE handsome btw) I luv you guyz and galz, I think this is cool.

Shakes head in disbelief over the crap it caused though. ;0

-- me (ISEZ@you.know), July 02, 2001.


I love sumer.

-- (-@-.-), July 02, 2001.

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