Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

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(I'm pretty sure there are more than ten.)

  1. Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?
  2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
  3. You’re just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
  4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
  5. You sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
  6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
  7. Whoa, time out. Football is on.
  8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
  9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
  10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.


-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), June 29, 2001

Answers

(Middle of the day phone call) "Hi, honey, did I wake you up?"

-- helen (oh_go_find_it@other.places), June 29, 2001.

Why are you stressing? I'll take care of IT.

Yeah sure, still there, still stressing. Thanks for the laugh Pat and Helen, you are too funny.

-- me (I sez@you.know), June 29, 2001.


NEVER bring up your mother OR hers! J

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), June 29, 2001.

Gayla,

That's exactly what my mother told me.

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), June 29, 2001.


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