Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argumentgreenspun.com : LUSENET : FRL friends : One Thread |
(I'm pretty sure there are more than ten.)
- Don’t you have some laundry to do or something?
- Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
- You’re just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
- Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
- You sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
- Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.
-- Patricia (PatriciaS@lasvegas.com), June 29, 2001
(Middle of the day phone call) "Hi, honey, did I wake you up?"
-- helen (oh_go_find_it@other.places), June 29, 2001.
Why are you stressing? I'll take care of IT.Yeah sure, still there, still stressing. Thanks for the laugh Pat and Helen, you are too funny.
-- me (I sez@you.know), June 29, 2001.
NEVER bring up your mother OR hers! J
-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), June 29, 2001.
Gayla,That's exactly what my mother told me.
-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), June 29, 2001.