ADVANCE FOR THURSDAY, JUNE 28--Senior citizens enjoy a community pool in Sun City West, Ariz, June 12, 2001. Community officials in Sun City West have reported that over a dozen senior couples have been caught having sex in public in recent weeks. Sexual incidents of heterosexual and homosexual couples engaged in amorous affairs in parking lots, park benches, and swimming pools.

-- too horny (doin the nasty @ in. public), June 25, 2001

Answers

And you thought Grandma and Grandpa just moved out here for the golf and shuffleboards, tsk, tsk. It's a booty call in Sun City!!!!

-- Rob (celtic64@mindspring.com), June 25, 2001.

I predict that because of Viagra we will begin to see an increase in cases of AIDS in the over 60 crowd. Most of them don't care since they ain't got much time left anyway.

-- Dr. Ruth (always use condoms @ even you. old farts!), June 25, 2001.

You can see why I can't get it up. That's Mrs. Baloney in the picture above with the new pool boy. (He's a fucking repug too!) She's reading the Limbaugh (gag!) Letter to him.

-- Tony Baloney (Fuck the@repugs.com), June 26, 2001.

Hey is that Old Git next to our Unk?

-- (itwas@joke.haha), June 26, 2001.

That looks NOTHING like unk. Unk is a hottie for sure

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 26, 2001.

I'm not convinced this behavior has anything to do with Viagra. Some elderly folks simply lose concern about what other folks think. I might even go so far as to split the elderly into two groups: 1) I don't care what you think, and 2) The only life I have is talking about the folks who don't care what I think.

There were two old folks at the place my mom just left. Mildred was a widower who REALLY missed her husband. I don't know much about George, but Mildred took a shine to him, and the two of them would sit in the main area listening to music with the others while he openly pinched her nipples. After a time, Mildred moved in with George. [She was once one of my mom's dinner mates, so I heard the scoop on her all the time.] She was pretty proud to tell the others how she'd given George a bath.

George could find Mildred's nipples, but he couldn't find his way to the dining hall. I'd watch while Mildred would call out to him, "George...George...the dining hall is THIS way." I thought it was thoroughly amusing.

As life would have it, Mildred's money ran out and she moved out to live with her sister. It's probably a good thing, as George died not long thereafter.

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), June 26, 2001.

"I'm not convinced this behavior has anything to do with Viagra."

Sure, 70 year-old men always used to get a hard on for shriveled-up pussy so bad that they couldn't wait to go indoors!

-- (earth @ to. anita), June 26, 2001.

Sure, 70 year-old men always used to get a hard on for shriveled- up pussy so bad that they couldn't wait to go indoors!

I think you underestimate the human body. The only reason a body part shrivels is from lack of use. There are PLENTY of sexually active 70-year olds who don't need the aid of drugs. I had a friend once who asked her grandmother when women started losing interest in sex. Her grandmother replied, "You'll have to ask someone older than me, darlin'."

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), June 26, 2001.

Suddenly I feel very uncomfortable.

-- Already Done Happened (oh.yeah@it.did.com), June 27, 2001.

This reminds me of an email I got today:

An 85-year-old man marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate suites. She is concerned that the old fellow could over exert himself. After the festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.

Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom, ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well, whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night. A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door and there there stands the old guy -- ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling, which is again successful, after which the octogenarian bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point and is close to sleep for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again, fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more. Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in the afterglow, the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a guy your age has enough energy to go for it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age that were only good for one."

The old guy looks puzzled and turns to her and says, "Was I already here?

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), June 27, 2001.

Already Done Happened, have a blindfold. Works for me.

-- helen (my@eyes.oh.my.eyes), June 27, 2001.