"Male Sexuality in the US" (book)

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A friend of mine was recently on a flight to NY. His seat-mate was a very attractive woman who was reading a book, Male Sexuality in the US. (He didn't note the author).

My friend wanted to meet her. He smiled and said "That looks like an interesting book". "Oh my yes", she said. "I've learned so much. Did you know that American Indian men have the widest member, Jewish men have the longest and southern men have the most stamina?"

Perkily, she then said, "My name is Anna. What's yours?"

Thinking fast, he replied, "my name is Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba".

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 20, 2001

Answers

May I see your license, sir. Thank you. Do you know how fast you were going Mr. Uh Lars?

I see. Well I clocked you at 92. Do you know what the sexual innuendo limit is in this forum?

I see. It's 45. Sir, I am going to have to cite you for this. Step out of the car, please. That's it. Now, hands on top of the car. Spread your feet. I said spread 'em. Now!

Watch your head. You have the right to remain silent...

-- Trooper Smith (authority@trooper.us.gov), June 20, 2001.


Trooper Smith, why exactly do you want me to spread my feet?

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), June 21, 2001.

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