Subject:Fw: warning! another scam! Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 19:01:24 -0500

Please send this to all of the women you know!!

WARNING!!!!! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and he asks you to show him your boobs . . . DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS!

This is a scam, and he is only trying to SEE YOUR BOOBS. I wish I had heard about this before yesterday. I feel so stupid. I thought it was a real survey..............

-- PLease Read this (ok@its.silly), June 18, 2001

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Ha!, My wife says you are making this up. But I am going to check at Norton's website anyway.

-- gene (ekbaker@essex1.com), June 18, 2001.

How did you find me out after only one week's time? I thought that I had a good thing going for at least a month or more.

Curses! Foiled again.

Drat. Now I will have to find a new ploy to use.

-- S.O.B. (buffgun@hotmail.com), June 19, 2001.

That guy came to our house!! He asked my wife to see her boobs and she just turned around and called to me:

"This guy wants to see you and Kit."

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-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), June 19, 2001.

Hey guys,

I've got it !!

We can explain to the ladies that the Lung Wart Observation was just a small portion of the initial screening process to locate those females whom we have deemed eligible for PHASE II of the testing for the production of the new and improved version of Tricycle Motors.

That way they will feel like they are a part of some serious Scientific research project, which they are, and we can continue the same project that we have had going on for as far back as I can remember.

Perhaps this will even replace that tired old Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker scheme that we have had as our slogan for entirely too long now.

What do you think? Think that we can get away with it?

We can claim to be a research team from the FRL Injuneering Firm of Robert, Robert & Robert Inc. That should clinch the deal for us.

Think we should give it a try?

Please send your reply via our secret code message system so that we don't alert the quarry.

Remember our motto: "Under age 18 is protected by Law. Over age 70 is protected by Nature. All others are Fair Game."

TIA

-- S.O.B. (buffgun@hotmail.com), June 19, 2001.

You feel stupid???? That appears rather insensitive.

What do you think he feels? ... other than boobs, that is.

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Marietta, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), June 19, 2001.

YOU GUYS!!! (Is there a smiley face that blushes?)

Speaking of Robert, Robert and Robert... where is our fearless leader?

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), June 20, 2001.