Dumbya was caught on camera attempting to seduce a 24 year-old Polish girl as he moved on her with a less-than-diplomatic style smooch. Observers said the smell of the alcohol apparently caused him to have flashbacks, imagining he was back in the fraternity raping young virgins again.

Surrounded by alcohol and breasts, Dumbya lost all self control as he stared and drooled all over the hooters of the First Lady of Poland. The President of Poland immediately ordered the waiters to keep all alcohol away from Dumbya before he made a bigger ass of himself.

-- HOLIER THAN THOU DUMBYA (MUST BE IMPEACHED @ FOR. LUSTFUL SINS), June 18, 2001

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There have been rumors going around that Georgie Bush is already drinking. His husky voice and groggy demeanor the day after Jeffords left the republican party was due to a hangover. The order has been given not to do or say anything that will send him running for the booze. He gets upset easily, which is why no anti Bush signs are allowed at any of his public appearances. They make him feel bad and he hits the bottle to escape. His keepers try to keep the booze away from him, but he manages to bribe a bottle from White House housekeeping staff.

Keep your eyes open and listen for his raspy voice when he is forced to make public appearances, especially after he has had his will thwarted.

-- Itstrue (insider@wh.com), June 18, 2001.