If any of you have long searched for the hottest chix wings and have never been able to find the "holy hot chicken wing grail" look no more.A late night jaunt in Myrtle Beach turned up just what you have allways wanted.

The place is called Murphy's Law Sports bar and Grill,they do not rant and rave about how hot their wings are,no daring slogans are to be found,a simple "no refund" is all that accompanies the listing on the menu.

These little fellers have been deemed to not be real food but rather "sport food",for no one could ever survive on them let alone make a meal exclusively out of them.

I told some hot wing freaks here at home about them and they say the proof is in the pudding,so if they are shippable I will teach them the meaning of what hot wings REALLY mean.

Others on the MB trip can attest to these lil' monsters.

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 13, 2001

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Ummm, yeah, those fuckers were hot! I like hot wings, I like REALLY HOT wings, but one was enough for me. Heehee, one of them was enough to convince even FLINT!

PS, even after I had washed my hands I accidentally wiped near my eye...OUCH!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), June 13, 2001.

Lucky you didn't have to pee Unk.

-- Carlos (riffraff@cybertime.net), June 13, 2001.

"Heehee, one of them was enough to convince even FLINT!"

You have seen the man, FLINT? Broken bread with him? Please, tell us what you can about the man FLINT. Reveal no sworn secrets, though. That would be cheating.

-- Ima N. Awe (awed@oddment.org), June 13, 2001.

That was TOO funny Carlos!!!

OMG those were some hot puppies capn!! They even made MY eyes water, my nose run, and my face turn red!!! You saw IT!! Gotta love those habaneros!! They didn't just tell you there was no refunds, they told you not twice but three times, YOU DON"T WANT THOSE!! The next day after Flint had one, his experienced gourmet palate determined they were rolled in dried habaneros before they were fried!! I have never seen dried habaneros before!! Flint is DA MAN!!! To those of you who missed it, think about the next group outing!! You all would like Flint, he's a great guy with a special lady!! Hugs to ya Erica!! Hope you can both make it to the next one, and we can find another HOT wing joint!!

-- Aunt Bee (Aunt__Bee@hotmail.com), June 14, 2001.

I ate those wings - actually I prefer dings to wings - one evening during a golfing vacation several years ago. Played a few rounds with a couple guys I met from upstate NY. Turns out we were all hockey nuts, the playoffs were in progress (my Flyers were on the tube that night), so we went in search of an amenable pub. Murphy's was it. Small world.

Welcome back guys and gals! I'm green over here. Talkin' major league envy. Next time, gods be willing. Next time.

-- Rich (living_in_interesting_times@hotmail.com), June 14, 2001.

amenable pub??? Huh????

How about, "a bar with A/C, big screen TV & good grub".

-- Rich (living_in_interesting_times@hotmail.com), June 14, 2001.

Rich,

What's a ding?

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), June 14, 2001.

A ding is the little drumstick piece ya get in an order of Buffalo Wings. The term was courtesy of the guys from upstate NY, who frequented the city of Buffalo to partake of their wings and watch minor league baseball & hockey (that's a cheap shot at the Buffalo Sabres, BTW).

-- Rich (living_in_interesting_times@hotmail.com), June 14, 2001.

Hey...Morning Star Farms meatless Buffalo wings are delish, and HOT!

=)

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 14, 2001.

p.s...I'm sure someone wanted to know that, right? heehee

-- (cin@cin.cin), June 14, 2001.