Here is some information for some of us to consider:

A retired sailor purchased a computer and began to learn all about computing. Being a sailor, he was used to addressing his ships as "She" or "Her". But was unsure what was proper for computers.

To solve his dilemma, he set up two groups of computer experts: one group was male, and the other group was female. The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as "HE" because:

1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better model.

The group of men reported that computers should be refered to as "SHE" because:

1. No one but the creator understands their logic.

2. The native language they use to talk to other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), May 29, 2001

Answers

I have checked every nookie and cranny. Computers are androgynous.

-- (nemesis@awol.com), May 29, 2001.

Of course they are female, otherwise they wouldn't be such a pain in the ass.

-- (Pentium@PMS.Syndrome), May 29, 2001.

Well, I'd have to refer to a computer as a "she"...because I can't seem to stop staring at it, keep my hands off of it, and spending money on it.

-- Michael (silentknight_13@hotmail.com), May 29, 2001.