R-rated joke, not politically correct, read at own risk !!!!!!!!

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ok, i warned you !!! don't read any further, then complain about it !!!

x x x x x x This guy owns a horse and a stud farm, and gets a call from a friend, who tells him, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth", the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouf?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's eyes. "OK , what about the eerth?" Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him the ears. "OK finally , can I see her twat?" With that , the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's vagina, and pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says "Perhaps I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awouwnd?"

-- gene ward (gward34847@aol.com), May 27, 2001


LOL,, that might get you some trouble,, but of course,, I thought it was funny

-- stan (sopal@net-port.com), May 27, 2001.

That was hysterical!

-- debra in ks (solid-dkn@msn.com), May 27, 2001.

Lol very cute!!

-- Wynema Passmore (nemad_72039@yahoo.com), May 28, 2001.

ROFLMAO!! Sorry... couldn't resist... First thing that made me laugh all day!!

-- Sue Diederich (willow666@rocketmail.com), May 30, 2001.

Seeessshhh, that sounds like a truck driver joke, (I'm married to one so I can talk) I think I laughed more at myself for not 'gettin' it at first....

-- Thumper (slrldr@aol.com), June 01, 2001.

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