I am most alarmed to find that Sewpah Kev is from Gateshead! The shame of it all! What I'd like to know Kev is, do you wear your colours in Gateshead and if so, how many times have you been chinned? Actually, you needn't answer that because like all Tyneside Mackems you don't wear your colours at home. You also tell everyone that "I'm not a Mackem. I'm a Geordie.". Well like your brethren, you most certainly ARE a Mackem, having sold your birthright. Oh and stop posing as other people. It's so flaming tiresome.

SMB - Gateshead born and bred. Geordie and proud.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

Answers

As some of you are aware, I am untechiefied, so is there no way that prats like Sewpah Kev can be prevented from posing and posting as someone else? I feel violated!

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

The first two postings on this thread were both by me you understand.......erm as indeed is this one but on the "Where are you from?" thread, well...........Oh bollocks! I'll G my C.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

sold out my birthright????????? listen here pal when i was born gateshead was in county durham ,as was sunderland. newcastle was in northumberland.who's crossing the border? me or you? oh by the way i have never been chinned over football,in fact i have not really had a fight since i was at school.

question 4 you. who do you pay your poll tax to? gateshead??? well so do i . why do you have an affinity with the place across the river? is it any different to me having one with sunderland as we both do not live in the respective places.oh and i do not call mesell a geordie as this is linked (wrongly) to being a newcastle fan.i am a tynesider.

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

SMB, you've hit the nail right on the head. The inbred would have seriously been chinned quite a few times by now if he choose to wear his colours in Gateshead. I can honestly say it's a rare occassion you see a Makem in uniform in Gateshead (P.S. can you imagine GAZZA, Five Bellies and all the lads at the Dunston Fed in the presence of an inbred? LOL), and if you do he's either drove to the Metro centre from the Mud Huts, or drove past a shop to get some Lambert & Butler or Woodbines with 8 cans of Ace.

Infact he would have to go all the way along the Tyne to South Shields for him to be a little secure in his clowns suit, for him to feel a little comfort and relaxation with a drink. Yet even in South Shield he is not completely safe, as in most places in Shields its unsafe for him to find a fresh blood stock female in his butchers apron on a friday night............

The same argument holds out for 70%+ of Inland Co. Durham not just Tyneside, it always has.

All the inbred is trying to do is flame this BBS with drivel and pointless shite, ignore him bud!

-- Anonymous, May 26, 2001

Gateshead and Newcastle share the Tyne; we are Tynesiders. We are the same people, have the very same dialect. We are not divided by a river; we share it, you moron. Gateshead was in Co.Durham when I was a lad too but so what? Durham is miles away from me, whereas I can see Newcastle from my house. If I wasn't at games at St.James's, I could hear the crowd from my house. I mean why, oh why would anyone follow a team that represents people who speak with a different accent? I stood on the Clock Stand paddock for the last derby at Joker Park. The one that no Geordies were supposed to be at, you know? The game WE won 2-1, you know? Anyway, there was a Mackem tosser standing a few feet away from me shouting, "Geordie scum! Geordie filth! Geordie vermin!" at our players. Now that pal, is what born and bred Mackems think of me and my kind. Here is the news though; it's what they think of you too. They hate you because they see you as a Geordie. We hate you because you ARE a Mackem. I have no problem with born and bred Wearside folk supporting their team but I f*****g detest people like you. You're as bad as any "Cockney Manc" or "Cockney Scouser". I hate you.

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2001

SMB, I take my hat off to you. Your last comment, couldn't have put it any better myself.

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2001

I don't want to engage in any debate with the Makem, but the point that SMB makes about County Durham is really accurate - there are far more United supporters here than SMB. Probably because Newcastle is the regional capital and because Sunderland is a fishing village with pretensions.

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2001

Ha ha Dougal, "Sunderland is a fishing village with pretensions"

Great stuff

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2001

Thanks for that Mungo.

-- Anonymous, May 27, 2001