Vagina size survey

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Experiment with objects of increasing size... cucumber, squash, watermelon, etc.

Let us know what is the widest and longest object you can insert until it becomes painful or doesn't fit.

-- Dr. Gyney (interested@in.pussies), May 19, 2001

Answers

Why don't you try that with your Jap-eye instead? Start with a dime, moving up to a silver dollar and eventually up to a frisbee.

-- See (if@it.fits), May 19, 2001.

Frisbee??

Sheeeeit! Dat ain't nuttin!

I can fits a manhole cover in mine!

-- (mister giant @ watermelon. dick), May 19, 2001.


Dr. Gyney

Apparently your anal orifice is large enough to encompass your cranium...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), May 20, 2001.


What's the matter Uncle Bob, too embarrased to tell us how big your vagina is?

Come on now, be nice. Share with us for the benefit of science.

-- Dr. Gyney (interested@in.pussies (even Bob's)), May 20, 2001.


WHAT IS NORMAL UTRUS SIZE.

-- fahmida zahid (zahidponsota@hotmail.com), July 28, 2001.


WHAT IS NORMAL UTERUS SIZE?

-- fahmida zahid (zahidponsota@hotmail.com), July 28, 2001.

Are you the same guy that asked for breast milk a few weeks ago?

-- (just@won.dering), July 28, 2001.

WHAT IS NORMAL UTERUS SIZE? During menses it is the size of a peopr. Smaller when not and a lot bigger with a baby or 7 inside~increasing over time.

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), July 29, 2001.

Make that "pear"......

-- Cherri (jessam6@home.com), July 29, 2001.

As I dimly recall the book The Godfather, Connie Corleone had surgery during a mid-life crisis that tightened up her pussy.

For extra credit, what is the name of that "procedure"?

(Reminds me of an old joke about the "big-headed" boy).

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), July 30, 2001.



A vaginal tightendectomy.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), July 30, 2001.

Good one Unk.

2 oz when not with child; 2 lbs at full term gestation.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), July 31, 2001.


Ladies, strictest confidence. href=http://www.wdxcyber.com/nvulva06.htm">perineorraphy

-- (Dr Fred Jelovsek @ tighten up.now), July 31, 2001.

perineorraphy

My surgical techniques exceed my html. Heh.

-- (Dr Fred @ tighten.up), July 31, 2001.


Dr Fred. Thanks for the plug. Tighten-u p

-- (Archie and The Drells @ Houston.TX), July 31, 2001.


i have a 13 inch pussy and 6 inches across.I can fit a champagne bottle totally in.

-- mc mart (mtucker14@hotmail.com), September 24, 2001.

I used to lift 75 lb. Charles Atlas bar bells with my penis so it never mattered to me what size them things was, cause I've always been able to shove it in soft and then get it hard and listen to their ribs crack!

-- Boswell (fundown@thefarm.net), September 24, 2001.

oh my!

-- (cin@cin.cin), September 24, 2001.

He got you all excited didn't he cin? With a hole as big as yours you need a man that big.

-- (go @boswell .go), September 24, 2001.

yah wouldnt you like to know

-- (you@suck.), September 24, 2001.

Boz, you said the same thing about donkeys or cows or some such shit.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 24, 2001.

My pussy is as big as the Universe, in fact my pussy IS the Universe. About 14 billion years ago, God stuck his huge dick in me and blew his jizz. That was the big bang. All of the stars and planets and you scum are all part of God's jizz.

-- Miss Universe (my pussy goes @ on. forever), September 24, 2001.

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