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Friday May 18 5:22 PM ETWoman Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A woman walked into Chicago Police headquarters early on Friday and handed over a pair of testicles she said she had bitten off a man who had sexually assaulted her, police said.
``During the assault, the female victim got the man's testicles in her mouth and bit them off,'' Officer Thomas Donegan told Reuters.
The woman presented the testicles at police headquarters, a short walk from where the alleged attack occurred, Donegan said.
The man found his way to a local hospital where he underwent unsuccessful reattachment surgery and was being questioned by police.
The woman, 42, was treated at another hospital and released.
-- (match nut DNA sample @ to. nutless suspects), May 19, 2001
Also a good idea to carry a small platic baggie with you, so you won't get blood in your purse on the way to the police station.
-- Man from Glad (Glad @ sandwich. baggies), May 19, 2001.