Wuss dog

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), May 04, 2001

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What kind of 50# pansy pooch can't handle a cat?

-- Lars (larsguy@yahoo.com), May 04, 2001.

He's a 1.5 million dollar pansy pooch.

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), May 05, 2001.

Some cats just plain kick dog ass. I have such a cat, who has faced down dogs on several occasions. She has even bitten two children who got too close. I warned them, saying "she doesn't like strangers, and she will probably bite you," but the kids' dippy parents didn't get the hint and stupidly continued to encourage their foolish spawn to pet the fluffy hissing, growling black kitty.

The vet has a large red WARNING sticker on kitty's file, and "WILL BITE" is written in large red letters on the info page in the file. When the vet examines her or gives her a shot, he holds her scruff so tightly her eyes look like they'll pop out, but if he doesn't do that she'll claw the living shit out of him. I know, because I've got scars on my hands, arms, feet and legs from her. Lucky I haven't lost an eye, but then again, she likes me. I had to leave her for a flea dip one day, and I called from work to see how she was doing. The aide who answered the phone said in a classic Brit accent, "oh, she's just lovely, and doing so well. She's sitting in a cage glaring, and there's a big red CAUTION sign on the cage door."

Fortunately, she's an outdoor cat, and I have a wooded acre and a half for her to lurk in. We have no problem with possums, as she has killed two. I do feed birds and squirrels, as they provide her with plenty of exercise, a supplement to her regular diet, and a reason to live.

Kitty hates all life except for me. And she WUVS her DADDY. :)

-- Already Done Happened (killer.black.kitty@feline.com), May 05, 2001.