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The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can

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Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola 12 fluid ounces."

Of course, my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that it happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.

-- Athiest Corner (Truth or@Consequences.con), May 04, 2001

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-- Athiest Corner (Truth or@Consequences.con), May 04, 2001.

Pepsi, no Coke.

-- (nemesis@biily.goat_tavern), May 04, 2001.

Anyone who believes this is an accurate paraphrase of the theory of evolution of species only proves they do not understand that theory. Since the theory is actually fairly easy to understand, this failure to understand it further shows they are either badly close-minded or somewhat weak-minded.

"Athiest", if you want to debate the validity of the theory of evolution of species, just say so. This "thought of the day" stuff just provides us with the same daily snapshot of your ignorance and prejudice.

Come on out and say something intelligent. Or at least cut and paste something intelligent. Then maybe you can get a few of the more articulate anti-evolutionists in this forum to stand with you.

-- Little Nipper (canis@minor.net), May 04, 2001.


LN, LOL This is a funny post.

Pepsi, pepsi, pepsi, cheesburger, cheesburger, cheesburger.

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), May 04, 2001.


They forgot about the part where cocaine used to be an ingredient of Coca-Cola.

BTW, it is Coca-Cola, the dash is part of the trademark. Also, Classic Coke must be referred to officially as Coca-Cola Classic. They screwed up when they brought out New Coke and had the trademark Coca-Cola attached to that.

(I temped at Coca-cola for a while.)

-- Buddy (buddydc@go.com), May 04, 2001.



Anyone who believes this is an accurate paraphrase of the theory of evolution of species only proves they do not understand that theory.

ROFLMAO!

They are still looking for two people to agree on just what constitutes an accurate theory of evolution of species really is.

-- (circular@reasoning.com), May 04, 2001.


Wasn't that a movie or something? I think the title was "The Gods Must Be Crazy.

-- Enlightenment (gone@away.now), May 04, 2001.

Your problems with spelling of "atheist" is an insult to our intelligence.

-- abcd (abcd@abcd.efg), May 04, 2001.

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