-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 29, 2001

Answers

Just goes to show how stupid you are. What person in their right mind would have their breasts enlarged to such debilitating proportions? Some women naturally grow up with excessively large breasts, Uncle Boob. They are viewed as deformed freaks, and they don't enjoy it at all.

-- (Boob is stupid @ about. boobs), April 29, 2001.

you're right...the expression on her face should have tipped me off...thanks for clearing it up for me...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 29, 2001.

Boobs by Adobe Photoshop.

-- (Paracelsus@Pb.Au), April 29, 2001.

I think they're fake, as well. While many women naturally develop breasts that throw their bodies into a bedlam state, these breasts, typically, come with a woman who is a bit larger than the norm in OTHER areas.

Since I can't find the thread with the woman in the blue bra discussing cleavage, I thought I'd comment on that one here. I'm having one helluva good time with #2 daughter this weekend. She's MUCH more open than #1 daughter, who would have thrown most of you posters into a coma with her candor.

Last night both girls went to a club. #1 wore a tank-top with no bra at all, while #2 wore a tank-top with a bra. I grew tickled when they began discussing cleavage. Cleavage is something that most young women yearn for...until they get it. THEN, they're searching for ways to get rid of it. So, #2 began discussing this bra that she really liked. It has three options. [I LOVE having young daughters to keep me up-to-date on this stuff.]

This "new" bra has a clip in the front [which I also enjoy, rather than trying to fasten something in the back], but it comes with a "cleavage" feature. One can clip at one of three points. The first point might be used for comfort or a trip to the gym. The second tends to pull the breasts more tightly together, yet allow for SOME comfort. The third actually pulls the breasts tightly together, allowing the "cleavage". I saw a demonstration, but it wasn't something I'd rush out and purchase. As I said, I'm to the point now where I try and diminish cleavage, rather than encourage it, but these girls are so young that Desmond Morris would have a field day observing the gyrations involved in the "mating game."

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), April 29, 2001.

Ya Know,

The "breasts" look a lot like "balls" just enlarged and attached with Photoshop....

A true TransVestite????

-- Y2KProzak (Nobody@yahoo.com), April 29, 2001.

Yup,

These here "Knockers" got hair and veins on them....

Not breasuals at all, FAKE!!!!!

-- Y3KProzak (Nobody@yahoo.com), April 29, 2001.

Nah, they are real....well, "real" in the sense that it's not a photo touchup. Girls who do that to their boobs are usually strippers or porn stars who want to make a lot of money, and then retire and have them reduced back down again.

Never fails to amaze me that there are guys out there who like that look.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 29, 2001.

Take your eyes off the melons for a sec and look at the ‘reflection’ in the wall hanging picture.

-- See (the@whole.scene), April 29, 2001.

i see dead people...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 29, 2001.

The pearls? Yeah, probly.

-- Sam (wtrmkr52@aol.com), April 29, 2001.

Looks like Ted Koppel doing his nightly news report. He's talking about the sad future of women born with excessively large breasts, who have no life except to become sex objects of twisted sickos like Uncle Boob.

-- (horrendous back @ pain. too), April 29, 2001.

opinions are like assholes...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 30, 2001.

that's gotta hurt

-- (cin@cin.cin), April 30, 2001.

Actually it looks like a big fat buttocks.

Definitely for the ambivalent.

-- Iona (Iona@Hologram.net), April 30, 2001.

I did see a group of similar beauties on a daytime TV talk show some time ago. Maury P or something. They were all professional strippers, and very very similar in proportion. They revealed the amount of money they made - it was phenomenal. Would put any hard working professional to shame - all well into 6 figure income annual.

-- Iona (Iona@hologram.net), April 30, 2001.

Holy shit!!! Now I like big titties and all, but them damn things are scarey!!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL(s)?!?

You could get lost in there.......

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), April 30, 2001.

Lost! Don't you mean suffocate?

-- Maria (anon@ymous.com), April 30, 2001.

Lol, Maria.

When I was first married, our landlady was quite the buxom woman. She was beyond middle age, but she had a daughter-in-law who had just given birth. This woman was EXTREMELY busty [not quite to the extent, perhaps, as the woman in the picture, but pretty damn close.] Of course she was a large woman overall. I queried as to whether she would bottle-feed or breast-feed and she said, "Breast feed? Are you kidding? These suckers would smother the poor little thing."

-- Anita (Anita_S3@hotmail.com), April 30, 2001.

We had a 7 year old Angus cow that had tits that big but that was cause she had mastitis in all four quarters and got all swelled up with pus. Once we got the drain tubes up em it took the swellin down but not before she kicked the shit out of Linnis and his oldest boy

-- Boswell (cjseed@webtv.net), April 30, 2001.

Udderly disgusting!

-- Big (bust@ed.bimbo), April 30, 2001.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!! they r pretty damn big, any bigger and she'd have to start paying "oh my god they r big shmeebs" taxes. personally i go for women with slightly less SCARY jugs- but i like em big!!

-- rik vallier (frink_my_noggin@hotmail.com), November 14, 2001.

I've looked at the picture on the wall...what is there? Other than the flash?

-- meat be meat (can't see no c@ts.in the reflection), November 14, 2001.

There's a TV set near the bottom, just right of center. Looks like David Letterman or Ted Koppel sitting at a desk. Probably Letterman, a whore like that wouldn't waste her time on Koppel.

-- (i@see.it), November 14, 2001.

-- good size jugs ($12.5 million @ jug. holder), November 14, 2001.

-- try again (i'll take one pair of those @ hold. the bra), November 14, 2001.

Here's the original site:

www.chelseacharms.co m

-- (for@your.info), November 14, 2001.

if you think so you are "boobhead":

-- (look@real.enuff), November 17, 2001.

what do you think it costs to get a picture like THAT taken?

-- (sign@me.up!), November 20, 2001.

Those are ugly. Did I tell you my butt itches?

-- Andrew Abney (andrew_abney@yahoo.com), November 20, 2001.

-- photoshop rulz (photo@shop.com), November 20, 2001.