just a funny thing (Jokes)

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Hi there,

While on the road I saw a great bumper sticker...

"Auntie Em, Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy"

Made me laugh, thought I'd pass it on............K-K-K-Katie...

-- K-K-K-Katie (yarnspinnerkt@hotmail.com), April 23, 2001


Thank you Katie! I haven't thought of that in years! I saw it carved on a bar table in Stillwater, OK when I was attending OSU. Pretty darn funny! Thanks again! Cynthia

-- Cynthia Speer (farmsteader@gvtel.com), April 23, 2001.

My favorite bumper sticker:

Dyslexics of the world - Untie!!

Did you hear of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who would lie awake at night and wonder if there really is a doG?

A disclaimer for anyone who might be offended - I've always had a slight touch of dyslexia.

Also not much of a speler.

-- Paul (hoyt@egyptian.net), April 24, 2001.

My favorite bumper sticker remains, to this day, "Thank you for not breeding."

-- Soni (thomkilroy@hotmail.com), April 24, 2001.

At first glance I thought funny but then if I thoughtif kids are seeingthis and parents are laughing at it then they will get the idea to say I hate you every time they get mad or upset. I guess it would not be my favorite.

-- michelle (tsjheath@ainop.com), April 24, 2001.

Hi Katie, I agree with you about the crew cut boy. I don't likethe one where he is standing with the almost nude girl an giving the "bird" either. Even my kids will tell me they dissaprove of these!! I'm always suprised to hear that they get offended with these kinds of things. But it does gladen my heart when they suprise me that way!!

-- michelle (tsjheath@ainop.com), April 24, 2001.

Favorite bumper sticker "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!

-- woodsbilly (coleenl@penn.com), April 24, 2001.

Here's one:

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy....sometimes I let him sleep"

-- Karen (nascargo3@msn.com), April 26, 2001.

my bumper says 'don't believe everything you think'

-- jz (oz49us@yahoo.com), April 30, 2001.

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