Tax Day

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Tax day sucks. Although I managed to get a return on both Federal and State, it just goes to show you how freaking crooked our government is. If I was to follow the instructions to the letter when determining my periodical witholding amount, then file a 1040EZ I would end up paying $1,200 in additional taxes, plus a penalty for not having the correct witholding amount, which they determined. Instead I go do the cumbersome 1040 with all the crappy little forms that piggy back it and end up with a small return. Criminals, they try to entice you to pay more money by using the simple form.

Okay enough about that. Looks like Green is going to pull some high school harry bullshit again. Whenever VU brings up something out of the blue I get suspicious and they suddenly slip into one of their drivel filled articles that Bryce Paup is an option to re-up after June 1rst. Hmmmmm....... Could they be trying to soften the blow for playing Tijuana Taco peddler with Cortez Kennedy? Come on now Dennis, pay the man. Paup is no Kennedy. They also hinted that Fernando Smith would play NT if Tez is not signed. Great, another out of position defender to play in front of the Wongmeister. I can just see visions of Brad Hoover busting up the middle for 300 yards on us. We have to get strong up the middle, I don't care if we have to prop Jack Del Rio up out there on a walker. Sign Rosie O'Fat to sit out there in the middle of our D and force opponents to make an end run around her.

Well, I'm beat and stuffed with Easter ham so I'll cut it short tonight, no rants on Soly and his Anal Invader.

IZ

-- Iz (izmorrow@aol.com), April 16, 2001

Answers

Hey IZ! I hope you know that the money you give to Sweet Desire, Amber, Kitten and Lusty Lora isn't a tax write off!

-- Ralph (RFELIX7550@aol.com), April 18, 2001.

Hey Ralph, if you can write off your visits to Ben Dover, Jimmy Head, Jack Mehoff and Phil Megrow, then I can write off mine. Besides isn't there a N.A.M.B.L.A. meeting your supposed to be at tonight?

IZ

-- Iz (izmorrow@aol.com), April 19, 2001.


Love watching you two go at it... ;-)

-- Deb Cross (debcross2000@earthlink.net), April 19, 2001.

Now IZ don't get mad and start making stuff up about me! Your a growing boy with needs and a few dollars here and there is OK, Just don't get your hopes up too high and fall in love.

-- Ralph (RFELIX7550@aol.com), April 19, 2001.

When have I ever made up anything about you? I mean everyone knows you are a drunken David Dixon clone who likes to beat up dudes in bars. You like to play pirates with your feces in the porcelain sea, oh and then there is the whole thing with you and that restraining order in regards to Mayor Richard Riordan. I think I have pretty much characterized you truthfully over the past six years. The real crime is when you try to tell everyone that the reason Phil stopped posting is because you drugged him and sold him into slavery in Khazakistan. Everyone knows that was really Eddie that you sent over there for a camel skin seatcover and 3 really ugly goat herders who you still claim to be female despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

IZ

-- IZ (izmorrow@aol.com), April 20, 2001.



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