Frequent Erections

Staying sexually active can help prevent impotence. Frequent erections stimulate blood flow to the penis. It may be helpful to note that erections are firmest during deep sleep right before waking up. Autumn is the time of the year when male hormone levels are highest and sexual activity is most frequent.

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 03, 2001

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Autumn is the time of the year when male hormone levels are highest

When the frost is on the pumpkin,

that's the time for dickie dunkin'.

-- (j@ck.frost), April 03, 2001.

"Frequent erections stimulate blood flow to the penis"

I still wake up hard 90% of the time. Is that frequent enough?

-- Woody (h@ard.on), April 03, 2001.

Suddenly I'm flashing back to the Morning Wood song from last fall...

-- Tarzan the Ape Man (tarzan@swingingthroughthejunglewithouta.net), April 03, 2001.

Moral of this story: “In the autumn of the year, wake up an hour earlier.”

-- Angry Snake (on@the.make), April 03, 2001.

Hehehehehehe...He said wood... hehehhehehe

-- capnfun (capnfun1@excite.com), April 03, 2001.

I just KNEW this forum still had relevant information to offer. Congrats, Uncle Bob; will pass this information on to my SO! Still miss Hawk, though -- he was sort of like the morning funny papers.

-- E.H.Porter (just.wondering@about.it), April 03, 2001.

Oh -- and Woody -- don't get your hopes up. What your comments suggest is that probably you just need to pee when you get up in the morning (its called a "piss hard on"). Pee first, examine 10 minutes later, see where that takes you.

-- E.H.Porter (just.wondering@about.it), April 03, 2001.

E.H.Porter

thanks for taking all the fun out of it...please don't explain hard nipples to me, let me believe it's because of me and not the weather...

-- Uncle Bob (unclb0b@aol.com), April 03, 2001.

A piss boner is still a boner. And what is this crap about pee first? Is your toilet hung upside down from the ceiling? Me, I gotta let that puppy subside a bit before I can go, even then I gotta bend a bit at the waist.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 03, 2001.

Thanks for the visual!

-- (uh@hmm.mmm), April 03, 2001.

Bragging again Unk?

-- Jack Booted Thug (governmentconspiracy@NWO.com), April 04, 2001.

Uncle Deedah -- two suggestions for relief of the "piss boner"

(1) pee in the shower (everyone knows there are two types of men, those that pee in the shower and those that lie about it), or,

(2) get on your knees and discover the science of ballistic trajectories. Many of the military's best artillery experts no doubt got their start in this fashion.

-- E.H.Porter (just.wondering@about.it), April 04, 2001.

"Is your toilet hung upside down from the ceiling?"

Thanks Unk!! Just pissed in my pants!!!!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthbeach.com), April 04, 2001.

JBT,

Bragging? I never mentioned anything about size, I was merely stating a fact about angle.

EH,

Oh sure I pee in the shower, and do not lie about it. Here's one for you....

Question: How can you tell that a man has been domesticated?

Answer: He takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), April 04, 2001.