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>Technology for Country Folk

> >LOG ON: > >Making a wood stove hot

>LOG OFF: > >Too much wood on fire

>MONITOR: > >Keep'n an eye on the wood stove

>DOWN LOAD: > >Gitten the farwood off'n the truck >MEGA HERTZ: >When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

>FLOPPY DISC: > >Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood >RAM: > >That thar thang what splits the farwood

>HARD DRIVE: > >Gitten home in the winter time

>WINDOWS: > >Whut to shut when its cold outside > >SCREEN: > >Whut to shut when its black fly season

>BYTE: > >Whut dem dang flys do

>CHIP: > >Munchies fer the TV >MICRO CHIP: > >Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

>MODEM: > >Whatcha do to the hay fields

>DOT MATRIX: > >Ole Dan Matrix's wife

>LAP TOP: > >Whar the kitty sleeps

>KEYBOARD: > >Whar you hang the dang truck keys

>SOFTWARE: > >Dem dang plastic forks and knifes > >MOUSE: > >What eats the grain in the barn

>MOUSE PAD: > >That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives >MAINFRAME: > >Holds up the barn roof >PORT: > >Fancy flatlander wine

>ENTER: > >Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

>CLICK: > >Whut you hear when you cock yer gun

>DOUBLE CLICK: > >When you cock the double barrel

>REBOOT: > >Whut you have to do right before bedtime >when you have to go to the outhouse

-- Rheba (, March 28, 2001


Rheba that is a good one. A friend of mine sent it to me last week. My version had pictures with it.

-- michelle (, March 31, 2001.

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